sansoouser

well ya see every hill billy has billy in his name ( yes, even females ) and lives in the hill, another requirment is to have less than 3 teeth in your whole family and the wives grow the beards.

Big guys don't like to go to the ground. They have more power standing up, range and all, not all of them are stronger. But once they are on the ground, their punches and kicks are useless and they are slow moving where a small guy can move around alot easier, and for the most part have more stamina.

i'll drill a few air holes for you, pal. Don't worry.

n e thing with bruce lee or jackie chan. Or the best fighter in the world, George Clooney

in my version he stayed alive

billy bob, john boy too

who was he? Never chase a man with a gun, seems kind of dumb to go chasing after someone for hitting your car, wonder if he would have done it for his life?

on a good day maybe tyson

yes, the samurai swords can basically cut anything with ease. My sensei bought one and he is also trained in samurai sword arts and showed us how easily he cut through a big stack of wood. They wore armor to, and carried a bow. So he could get a few arrows in the kali warrior before chopping off his head.

3rd? hmmm sounds to rich for a hill billy, i'd just say Billy Jo Jim Bob, they're to stupid to think of new names.

he said he trained in a bruce lee school, with a student of bruce's

mike is not unbeatable or invincible, he's strong and skilled, so are alot of other people.

ya and kung fu isn't a sport

nah, Tyson would get whooped by a guy with kicking skills. Get a big tall guy who can kick really fast and powerful and there goes tysons legs, then his head. As for Bruce, if he got in a few eye gouges are deadly strikes he could win. Tyson plays by rules ( most of the time ) Bruce Lee and most good MA's don't. But then again you have to fight to say you are a good MA, because what's the point in training in MA at slow speeds thinking it will work if you never try it. That's what I hate about kung fu and karate. They claim to be good self defense but you never train full speed at full power with no rules like a street fight.

ok then warp you have no authority anymore, since you said you don't care what the US says so why would we even waste our time telling you the TRUTH because some people are still in a box, with no air holes...

pay a guy 5 bucks to beat him up to show him he's no good

Martial Artist, They could remove them if they wanted to. But then again what would be the point of it unless they were causing trouble. I don't see what you are saying, are you saying the US gave up or what? SSU

your only as good as the people you practice with

samurai could win any warrior except, a kabuki warrior

the instructor says it's a mix of filipino kali, jun fan gung fu and jeet kune do.

has anyone ever heard of this type of kung fu?

there was a 190 lbs sumo winning

don't make statements about Americans with proof to back it up, warp. http://www.multied.com/1812/

hmmmm, are you having mood swings? Maybe I need to bonk you on the head with my staff.

I still say the samurai, even in unarmed combat. They studied jujitsu. And some of them practiced the art of 2 swords ( forgot the name ) so they would have an advantage in weapons. The Kali might win, if he bonked the samurai on the head and made him do seppeku