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guitar, piano, clarinet, violin, mandolin, recorder, flutophone, bamboo flute, harmonica
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Yes, because TKD is Korean, which is Asian and Judo is Japanese which is Asian. Fencing is not Asian unless it is Kendo, which is Japanese fencing. Yes, I have. Then by this definition, using guns is a martial art.
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Well, I know of people using crowbars and baseball bats and street knives, but I don't think I know of anyone whipping out their sai and beating people down with it.
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Good job. Makiwaraman- he said it's 8th
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I looked it up on dictionary.com 2 entries found for martial art. martial art n. Any of several Asian arts of combat or self-defense, such as aikido, karate, judo, or tae kwon do, usually practiced as sport. Often used in the plural. martial art n : any of several Oriental arts of weaponless self-defense; usually practiced as a sport; "he had a black belt in the martial arts" Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
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lol, sure
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I thought a martial art has to be eastern.
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I expected there were more dog owners on KF
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light to moderately hard contact rules are to keep going until yame is called
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Answer the poll question and tell me about your dog... breed, gender, etc. I like large dogs... I own a rough collie (yes, she looks like Lassie)
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Or it could be a total McDojo
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How to give a cat a pill: 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Gently force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans; drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and mild soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on neck, to leave head showing. Gently force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with an elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to retrieve the cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Tie the little monster's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it if necessary. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect the "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any really small hamsters. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL 1. Wrap pill in bacon. 2. Toss in the air
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Hello, Joel, enjoy the forums.
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do you know if its a classical guitar?
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I got promoted today!
ShotokanKid replied to isshinryu5toforever's topic in General Martial Arts Discussion
Woo-hoo! Congratulations!!!!! Good work -
Welcome to KF, enjoy the forums.
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Monkeygirl is right. I started with a 3/4 size nylon. I then got a Fender elec, then another classical (full size) and then my Gibson steel string.
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Are judo gi and karate gi sized the same way? I need a judo gi, (starting, hopefully in September) and I would like to know if they are sized the same way? Can you give me a link for a sizing chart, or are they exactly the same?
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I agree. 5 years is ideal, 3 is the bare minimum.
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I don't know oz, but I know I drink about 3 cups of milk a day (approx.) and I don't feel like caluculating, lol
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Problem with another martial artist (Updated)
ShotokanKid replied to ShotokanKid's topic in General Chat
Oh, and did I mention that he's been doing this to adults too? -
That will happen.
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Well, my dad's been talking about it for a while. It is expensive, but we've been talking about it for probably years. He got it so I can play at his band'a jam session. Plus, I do perform often, and all I had were nylon and an electric. Maybe I am a bit spoiled, lol
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Push down hard on the strings. It takes a few weeks or more to get the muscles developed, but once you get it, I promise you, it will be easy and you will have to try hard to do it wrong.