1. Your momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag! 2. Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't pass a blood test! 3. Your momma is so ugly when she goes ot in public she gets arrested for indecent exposure! 4. Your family's so poor when I stomped out a lit cigarette in your living room you momma screamed, "Hey, who turned down the heat?"! 5. Your momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said MOVING! How's that for momma jokes? If you need more just ask.