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The Ladies Commode!! A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!! So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. "Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!" So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

Yep Yoda people can be that dumb. There is a column in our paper that runs once a week with a list of acts of just that nature.

:spitlaugh:Yoda try again and wait. :lol: :lol:

So does anyone else have scenes they have witnessed in class that were poetry in motion? Or better yet, have you executed a move that felt like poetry in motion?

So Mastertae what does your friend think about joining our wonderful site?

Well Jiggy St. Patrick is a catholic saint the Irish hold in special reverance. He is credited with spreading the faith to Ireland. And there are numerous myths and legends about him.

Pooh you are the first person I have ever heard say they cant wait to get over. For many of a previous generation trusting anyone over 30 was a big no-no. There aren't too many of us here that remember that saying though. Are there?

The most "usefull posts" huh. Well I guess we are off. And "posting". Wonder how long it will take everyone else to check in Yoda.

As long as they aren't clam diggers, pedal pushers, or whatever they are calling those awful pants that only go halfway down your shin. EWWWWWWWWWWWW

You know in many ways an intensive day of testing is like a tabata workout.

Not the spinal cord the boney vertabrae. And it is usually done with an instrament with very controlled force. Kickchick we do things every day that put stress on the muscles in our back. And it is not all that hard really for a change in the muscles to pull a vertabrae a tad bit out of alignment. So for those who do physical activity regular alignment sessions really make a lot of sense.

At the "Y" where I work out 12 is the minimum age for the fitness floor. And an orientation is required. As well for those 12-16 they are required to be escorted by a parent of adult workout partner when in the fitness area. So working out is a good way to bond with a parent.

Yes the tekki's are often overlooked. And as for an earlier comment about being easily swept in horse stance. There are spots in the tekki where a returning wave kick looks like the perfect way to avoid a sweep. And then stomp down on the opponents foot in return.

Really? Wow? I had to do a straight punch, hammerfist, and elbow break for mine. Not to mention the foot break.

And never forget a traditional part of martial arts is supposed to be humility.

Anyone notice a common thread here? All of these act's were commited by men. :pony:

Aww Jack, you are such a cutie.

So a few people are reassigned pending investigation. I think that is a load of crock. Some person had to approve the visa. Nationality matters not. LIke how few have not heard that name. In a non-government job someone making such a mistake would be immediately canned.

I did make sure to wear a bit of green.

Seeing a lot more hair around now than for a long time. Facial hair as well as shoulder length hair on males.

Recently somewhere else I was reading someones question about doing a breaking demonstration. It seems as long as they said they had been a black belt they had never done any breaking. So a bit mystified by this I ask in your schools isn't some sort of breaking required for advancement to black belt rank?

Added some new pics recently. http://photos.yahoo.com/SaiFightsMS .

Hi Old Rookie. I like the name.

The freestanding bag is more verstatile in a smaller area. It can be moved around. I have a wave master. With the shipping charges ordering a bag out of a catalogue or web site winds up being more than getting one at a local sporting goods store. Hitting or kicking the bag lets you know what it feels like to hit something. And you will find that throwing a front kick and hitting something solid is much different than just kicking the air.