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Help! Need sexist martial art - let me explain...
battousai16 replied to UK_newbie's topic in General Martial Arts Discussion
i think that's easier to say when your 15 and have plans on having fun until you're middle aged -
also, don't think of this as a point, but just as a question, have you ever been under gun point? it's hard to tell what you would do until it actually happens.
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wrestlingkaratechamp, you have no idea how deep my nerdiness actually goes. that said, warp spider, you can not win due to the fact that you want the entire universe, where as i am content witha few planets. this makes you intrusive, and thus evil, and if movies have ever taught me anything, it's that evil never wins. oh sure, you may be on top for awhile, but in the end my luke skywalker equivilant (hopefully less annoying) will take you out.
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not so. where are those guys who make the ki flame shields? i'll have them emit them around my planets. sometimes defense is the way to go
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"the best way to learn to swim is by jumping into the deep end. " uh, i know many person who would disagree with you. i would say learn with foam, the back of your head and your elbows and such will thank you later.
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"Either way, when it all comes down to it, a punch is a punch, a kick is a kick and it’s not what the art can do but what you can do with the art." couldn't have said it better just so i have a better ground to stand on when i'm in these discussions with y'all, how would i go about watching some of these? i don't wanna spend to much money on them, they don't seem like something i'd enjoy enough to watch that often. but, like, if i went to the local family video would they have some tapes or do i have to find a friend who gets 'em off of paper view or...
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well, i'm a really hairy guy, and i get really really hot, especially in the summer, when i'm training. i've considered shaving my body, but it seems like it'd be a lot of work. on top of that, the day i considered it the episode of seinfeld on where jerry wanted to shave his chest and kramer discouraged it from passed experience was on, and i took it as an omen not too
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how did i KNOW that someone was gonna say that?
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that said, i believe that the absolute best of the best feel that they have nothing to prove. what do they care if they beat up a sweaty guy in his underwear in a foam ring? now granted, i've never watched a UFC fight, or K-1, or PRIDE, or whatever it is y'all watch. heck, i'd never even heard of them until i came to this forum. but just from what i've heard and the fact that the fans are so hardcore about it makes me a little uneasy. and, as so many people have pointed out, they're are so many rules that yada yada you've all heard this argument before. if not, go around to one of the other dozen or so posts that have broken off to this topic. somewhere jerry love made a list of them.
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i guess. that said, i've decided to conquer pluto. pluto is officially mine, i've declared it. so is saturn and uranus, cause they're pretty i've declared them too. NOW what are you gonna conquer if you destroy earth, eh? now i gotta make a flag...
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you're school must be very wet actually, what's weird about my ap euro teacher isn't the argument so much as both my dad and my older sister had him when they were younger... a bunch of my uncles, too... my wineke name is already down the toilet with him, he already knows how annoying i really am
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i got the dropkick murphy route, myself.
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"Whatever. " that's the spirit!
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well, what i don't get is when people destroy the world or something. like in an old episode of batman (and by old i mean when I was younger, not actually old ), when roland dagget tried to burn down all of gotham city. why? what do they get out of it? what are you gonna do when the world exploes? how in the name of all that is decent do you profit from it!?! crazy people!
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in my freshman year of high school, me and my best friend were having a snowball fight, and i ran inside, and he came in after me and thew it! i ducked, and he nailed the principal in the back of the head! his face got so red and he started shouting at us! we could have been suspended, because that is a rule in the student handbook, but his secretary burst out laughing when she heard it, and then he started laughing, and each of us got away with just a detention. ah, good times, good times. suzana, holy cow! and i thought my teachers were weird! i'm in an on going argument over who's better; batman or superman (batman of course) with my ap european history teacher. he told my sister one day that i was really annoying this year i could be in trouble...
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ah, being immortal and transcending time is so over rated. 'sides, if you're THAT powerful and have THAT much time to come up with plans, you probably shouldn't have them all thwarted by a bunch of young... uh... i can't think of a way to finish that thought. oh wow, i'm in deep trouble, school starts in a few weeks and i can't even form coherent sentences any more and, monkeygirl, in a single issue, maybe more, i dunno, i was never a big superman fan (he had it way to easy), he had telekinesis. my cousin gave me an issue, on the cover he's lifting the car telekinetically and such. ...yeah. anyway, i think i would just cheat and go with morphs power. turn into anyone i want and take the powers/clothes/equipment they were carrying to boot i really don't think it gets much better than that
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nah, i'm huge and hairy, lol. i'm really whiney, though, that might be it
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...i'm...sam...gamgee...but...why...?
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Ben "Defiant" Wineke You play by your own rules and to heck with the consequences. Some might call you rogue, but you see yourself as a shade of gray refusing to be defined. Authority is for the weak and you will do everything in your power to overcome 'the Man'. Vital Gear Includes a black leather jacket, tattoo and brooding presence. i dunno, my jacket is olive green an falling apart, i'm a little young for a tattoo and people tell me my presence is more "creepy and stalkerish" than "brooding"...
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uh, i think the x men stopped him a few times...
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i'd avoid the shiny reflective tape if i were you, i personally hate it. that's just me, though.
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see, my excuse is something along the lines of "well, i was on the way to class, when i noticed a peculiar looking man in the hall. i asked him what he was doing and it ended up being a bank robber i recognized on the news! i ran after him, tackled him, and took him to the police station. on the way back to school, i noticed the day care center on fire. i rescued the children and put out the fire, where i then noticed i was late and sprinted to class". they usually put their head in their hands, sigh, and say "just sit down, ben" works every time
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it's unavoidable. just quietly and sheepishly slink into the back of the class room. if the teacher points you out, just sort of look up, grin, and make some smart alec excuse as to why you were late. that's what i do anyway. maybe that's why all of my teachers don't like me...