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I don't believe that that kind of attitude or behaviour is appropriate in a human being - let alone someone who is in a position of responsibility, teaching and influencing others. I really had to stop myself here from going into an all out rant - but people like him make me furious.

Does it count when 99% of the posts are joke related?!? You want to watch yourself or you will become as obsessed as Sohan - you do realise he is chained to his desk thats why he posts so much?

Dont worry - here comes the nasty one to ruin your delight x Its the quality not quantity of posts that counts - and you aint exactly a rocket scientist mate p.s for anyone who does'nt know am a sarcastic karate-ka then I AM ONLY JOKING!!!!!!!

You have every right to be proud of him!! And be as sentimental and display it in any way shape or form. Am sure if he is anything like his Dad he will excel in whatever he puts his mind too. Am also sure you havent stopped smiling at him since - he may well think you are going a bit crazy now though!! Give the little one a a round of applause

Welcome Tres

Then bring water - anyone else who can't have milk or water just does'nt deserve to be at our bbq

Have been on the abc site for the recaps but they dont tell you the interesting stuff - not in the way you do gheinisch!! Plus I usually ownly use the internet at work so wouldnt look too good watching eps of Lost while handling the company accounts!!! I kind of don't want Lost to end because I do enjoy it - but really want to know how they plan on pulling it all together to end it.

Mum - do is a powerful one, as well as stepdad-do. This is sounding like a tale for scooby-doo!!

QUICK!!!! Dont know about you aefibird but its not raining today - get the bbq out!!!!

You could extend that talent - are you good at getting drunk and staying upright pmeckiff??

gheinisch you are more than welcome - yopu can bring desert!!

Am hurt aefibird - no invite for the rest of us???

Cheers all - am trying to walk around without the aid of my crutches but it doesnt half hurt!! Also feels like its going to go from under me at times. I understand that there are more important patients and thats why it takes so long to get to me but it doesnt help when am having to live at my mums as I cant drive or get up and down the stairs in less than half an hour!!! Soo infuriating...am 23 not 3!!!!!

Hmm not sure about the tsunami idea - bit dissapointing I think. How many series are there going to be? You had better come back and tell all when you watch it!!

Given that my sensei is my mum I think will have to go with instructor!! Although generally given any of the other sensei in the club, would still be them.

Well - just been back to hospital - who decided I have torn my meniscus cartilage. Still as painful and have to go back in a week to see an ortho surgeon who will decide if I go in for an arthroscopy?!? or an mri scan. So basically more waiting!!! And still as much pain!!!

Lol maybe not always shopping but it worked for me!!

I know what they are now - werent they called "the rack" in medieval times!!!

Liking the sound of that - are you sure it won't be too stressful on my knee?

Am extremely offended by this thread as a blonde.... Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college? A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds." Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A space invader. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone

The offside rule explained for girls. You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper , 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

I have nothing to say to that Yes I know ... me.... speechless!!!

Well done!! Its good to keep your goals attainable - short term goals keep you motivated

Welcome x I have immense respect for people teaching kids - after taking my first lesson the other week I have new found respect for my Sensei'!!

Welcome and good luck x