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I knew what I meant - was too excited thinking of him

I entered an open karate tournament in February which was predominantly Shotokan - I loved to watch their sparring, scoring points is obviously similar to how we train but we dont really do any sparring in tournament. Unfortunately as most of the judges were Shotokan judges I dont think I did as well as I could of. While I was looking at the other competitors katas thinking oh that doesnt look right, the judges may have been thinking the same about me

You are asking for trouble with that quote!

Oooo good format Richard 1st - Superman - too many qualities to list, flying (thats a new position lol), xray vision, heat ray eyes 2nd - Jean Gray (Xmen) odd I know but that girl has a lot of mental power 3rd - Human Fireball (Fantastic four) One word - Cool!!!!!

Now as a girl some may find it odd that I love the likes of Superman, Batman etc - but I have a real passion for superhero films. So come on guys and gals who is your favourite superhero or if you could be a superhero what powers would you posess......

In the film it was Elektra getting killed that basically saved DareDevils life - DareDevil has no superhero powers, so Spiderman wins

If I keep getting upset do I get more hugs

Oh noooo - childhood memories come back to haunt me - yes I got that one too. RichardGregory am hurt - you have scarred me again for life!

I meant Sonic by the way (appalling Spelling!) What did you mean anyway about my nickname?

Rimmer? I'm guessing you're lucky they didn't go with a more "inappropriate" associated nickname Errrr?? What?? Oh and you do realise am gonna call you sinic all the time now!!!!

Welcome to KF

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

A guy was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen ..."

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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher

As a 100 year old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Those guys are a cross between gymnasts - break-dancers and MA sensei!

I have to say I dont think my style is very useful in some tournaments. The katas look great but we are used to sparring purely for technique, light combat.

Female, 24, feel 44, started driving at 18

You have probably already gone but Good Luck

Dunno if any of you have heard of a program called Red Dwarf? Well the hologram on that program shares my last name so all through school I got "H", as the hologram used to have a large H on his forehead. Exciting I know

Congratulations

Shotochem I wasnt suggesting it could. I just believe that it could be a useful tool in learning the basics

That sounds pretty exciting. Well done for what you achieved. Its a shame they dont put that on tv over here.