That reminds me, A pastor and a rabbi crash into each other Both are unharmed and their cars are both totalled. The rabbi has a bottle of wine which is amazingly untouched. He says to the pastor, "God wanted us to meet on this day, here let's drink to that!" SO the pastor takes a drink. The rabbi then says,"God wanted us to be friends, let's drink to that!" and so they do. The rabbi keeps on going. After 5 drinks, the pastor says, "aren't you gonna have any?" THe rabbi says, "nope, I think I'll wait for the police