ShotokanKid

Good job on getting your yellow w/ a black stripe. You skipped. Keep everybody straight while we clean the floor... anyway, you probably wont die doing karate. Don't worry about it, I'm a good sempai to you and I wont let you get hurt.

Tripple back-flip and land, 3 kick tobi geri, front flip, then ushiro geri

You should change the Bible one to Monty Python. I like the Bill Gates one and the Grandpa one.

That's pretty funny... You laughed mid-kata? Same question as June 1

Our sensei sometimes has us do circles for each move. He then tells us to eclipse the circle and make it straight. This really helps smooth our tension.

That's a funny story... sorry to hear about your head.

Nobody has any good jokes?

but it seems that even if I don't hit the sides, that monster thing attacks me

Hahahaha those are some good ones!

Oh, by the way thanks for the summary nanfeishen!

I don't think anyone will quit for getting hit, it's part of contact sports. Football players wont quit if they get tackled.

I once had this dream that I was fighting orks like in the Lord of the Rings and I was using a fillet knife. Then I surrendered and Sauruman tried to cut off my ears with my knife. Then my family and I got taken to his prison, which was a luxury hotel. Man... talk about weird

I'm very sorry to hear that. God bless!

That's really strange... you can't easily block a punch, it's better to dodge

Welcome to KF! I'm sure you will enjoy it.

Welcome to KF, I'm sure it will help you out.

When I was 9. This is a good age because you're old enough to understand more, and young enough to easily adapt.

Goju-Ryu is similar to Shotokan. We often have tournaments with Goju people

I like the regular fighting stance, but I also use neko-hatchi-dachi so I can quickly kick off the front leg. (cat stance)

I let you catch me this time... Get back in your car and see if you can stop me.

I'm having a contest and after 7 days I will declare a winner. Everyone post your (appropriate) jokes! It can be about whatever you want

I can't get past level 2!!!! the last part of level 2 keeps on getting me

You are told to sweep the porch and end in doing a bo kata.

It was an accident with a baseball

Some one called me the dirty Jap that eats crap... I gave him a black eye, though not for calling me that.