battousai16

what i probably should have mentioned is that i'm completely computer illiterate. i just know enough to play my games, write my posts, and, if my computer likes me, download some music

we know, that was referenced earlier in the thread. but they weren't all one night stands. didn't he do stuff with jinx twice? and natalya, that happened a few times. and that celloist in living daylights. by the way, there was a study on this (for some reason) and it was calculated that bond would have sex with 70 woman a year, smoke 70 unfiltered black russian cigarettes a day, and drink enough vodka martinis to kill a bar room full of people

when did anyone ever say he should? that would totally ruin james bond! how much would that suck? ...a lot. i dunno where i was going with that. i dunno. one thing that really annoyed me is when did bond get the mad sword skills in die another day? what the heck was that!?! his profile from one of the movies said he was a boxer and he new judo. nothing about swordsmanship. i guess he just "picked it up along the way". actually, no, he might have gotten it in the ninja camp in you only live twice, now that i think of it. feh; it was still pretty awkward. now that i think of it, that was about the time the movie went down hill. right when madonna showed up... go figure

what's a prat?

heads up y'all, a new ninja turtles video game, for i believe all systems, comes out october 21. i'm getting pretty excited my self. at least it comes out in america on october 21, anyway.

i don't know what that means, so i assume not.

"maybe even naive" couldn't have said it better my self. you know, mr./ms. thai fighter muay thai is not the center of the martial arts universe. a part of me hopes you meet some tai chi fighter who whoops up on you just to prove a point.

to put in a nicer way, we are all aware of the difference between sparring and play fighting. were trying to help the guy who dosen't speak english. jerrylove, you always seem to crack me up

hmmm... that is a tough one. i think i might have to go with flame broiling, i think

i absolutely hated license to kill too. gah, what an awful movie still, i believe george lazenby is the only bond to ever cry, and a lot of people think he was the wussiest. i never thought so, i'd personally cry if my wife was killed in my arms, but yeah. to each his own.

no way, denise richards is a terrible actress and her character was far to whiney. i didn't like her. at all. pretty, though. still, not enough to make up for her wooden hollow lines, her whininess, and her insistence that she was brilliant and could do everything her self, and then bond would have to run in and save her.

i'm sure you've seen them, it's like a meshy tank top that men wear as undershirts. bruce willis always ends up wearing them in the die hard series? tom cruise (god, what a hottie) ends up in one in at least one movie i know, but i can't think of any. i think it's the first mission impossible. if you haven't seen 'em, look around. they're there.

you like buffy!?! gah, i can't stand that sh i mean, hey, yeah, buffy. she's pretty cool, eh? heh... heh heh...

nah, i'm with monkeygirl on this one. i couldn't stand jinx either. if they were gonna make her all bad @$$, they can't make her useless! the movie would have been a good 20-30 minutes shorter if she didn't keep getting captured and if he didn't have to keep going after her. she was just like any other bond girl, only she had a gun. my favorite is natalya from goldeneye. she WASN'T useless, even when she was captured she was still doing stuff, and, IMO, she was the most attractive of all of them. and what are you talking about? i think dr. no was a great movie! i think you're right. i can never make that one in one sitting i don't know the book order. i just pick them up when i see one at the library. i think i own one, too, but i never got around to reading it. i have to many books for my own good.

well, as i understand it, aethiest dosen't mean there is nothing per say, it jsut means there's not a higher being. i could be wrong, but... yeah. just my .75 of a cent

see, but all of that character development happened in the first half! R, btw, is very cool, just because he's john cleese. do you get any cooler than that? only if you're Q himself. also, it's cool when bond is invincible and god like. when he just walks in and out of the enemy base with the theme playing in the back round. i just find a big grin on my face everytime that happens! i mean, it's cool that he was finally captured for so long, and that MI6 for once didn't trust him and he rebelled again, because license to kill was my least favorite, easily, but... yeah. the second half... they just went to far, tried to hard to appeal to the young generation.

i will admit, it's been awhile, maybe i'll watch it again to give you the benefit of the doubt. but from memory it was just plain awful. the first half of die another day was awsome, it was really looking up to be one of the best. but the second half just got stupid. and they kept using bullet time at random points in the movie, and it looked awkward and confusing. i was thoroughly dissapointed. and what's with that ending!?! Bond: i'm still not convinced you're good Jynx: i am sooooooo good Bond: But only when you're bad !?! come on, Bond! you can do better than that!

see, what i'm gonna do is, when i go all out bald, grow my hair out more, take some elmers glue, and do the heihachi thing from tekken

i don't wear anything under my gi, it gets to hot. well, except for appropiate undergarments of course. why are wife beaters called wife beaters, btw? does anyone know? if i'm wearing like my gi top out side of class, i usually wear it open over a t shirt.

i doubt i'd go if i had the chance; i wouldn't wanna go on international television with those little speedo things on. i'll spare the world that sight. i would like to fight one of those UFC guys, though, just to be like "yeah, i fought that Bas guy. i went easy on the guy, he'd had a rough day". best of luck on your quest for greatness, though

meh. i do from time to time. i'm with martial girl once again, they are awfully comfortable.

i suppose. i'll never understand these big international tournaments, myself. but i respect you and your motivation.

"You must bear in mind that I actually have no shame. At all." i hear that! "only when i go to train " wasn't it you who said you trained 4-6 hours a day, 10 if a tournament was coming up, granmasterchen? when in your day AREN'T you training?

yeah, but i don't know that anyone would sign a contract to be video taped in a dark alley against an opponent who could have absolutely anything under his or her trench coat. did anyone ever see that old episode of monty python where they are teaching defense against fruit? "now pull the tiger out of your pocket and..."