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Mart

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  1. Its fight between him and your Martial arts. You both do martial arts. So you fight each other using them. Like the relationship is fighting itself, because of the martial arts you both do. Is holding you back. But its what you want. So i guess you want both, boyfreind and martial arts. But at the same time you dont trust him. You are hurting him at the moment, thats why you stabbed him. His weapon became a sheild. Hes not trying to hurt you but defend himself. Then you take the sheild to defend yourelf. Do you guys argue about your martial arts taking up too much time? I think there is some thruth in what i am saying. The only other analysis i have is that you have a deep desire to make pornographic martial arts films. Which is more likely me thinks. lol
  2. if youre offering. lol
  3. yeah and bend over whilst you say it
  4. So ramy, are we made for each other?
  5. Voodoo chant, humm thats a new one. I carry a pack of Jelly babies to ply them with.
  6. ah...women
  7. lol Church thats funny. Imagine callin yourself cathedral , im going to change my name to bingohall
  8. Mart

    Chickens

    lol sorry couldnt resist
  9. Mart

    Chickens

    ah there it is, i never spoted it. Maybe i could get them a small dog? Chiwawa. lol besst way to spell it.
  10. I have a barin, you have a brain, a barin is like a brain but ten times faster. and much more attractive to women.
  11. Mart

    Chickens

    Yeah my dad cauwk went lame and we had to chop its head off. He said we should eat it but i couldnt face eating my dads cauwk.
  12. Now you do, any q's ask me, Im specialist on intgratin wild life with the internal combustion engine, with particular emphasis on the.......combustion.
  13. Ok fair enough, have you ever fought a lion. If not you suck
  14. Mart

    Chickens

    Yeah thats a good point, some people just get put in too early i think. However, i was particularly refering to the egg laying variet. My dad keeps chikes and they do NOTHING all day. They are sooooo lazy
  15. Cung lee is bad *..lol he sucks.
  16. grapplers meet there match and more when they get a good striker with reasonable grappling. Thats a hard takedown.
  17. This could be what i call over analysis. Analysing till it barely even exists. How much will you have to think about in a real fight?
  18. Chickens are stupid, they just stand there. Damned chickens. They make me mad
  19. I just worry when i read stuff like this that you can talk and talk and yes you have your noets etc, but can you do it? Have yuo got it. THere is a big difference between explaining techs ans being able to them against ....and this is important......a NON Kempo guy.
  20. Do you girls doing Martial Arts prefer to have a boyfreind that is a MA'ist as well (not necessarily your style) or dont you mind? ----------------------------- If so would you like me to show you some my moves. lol only joking.
  21. Spot on drunkered about MT Each system has its way
  22. Put a goldfish in the fuel tank and it;ll squirt petrol into the engine faster. And when the car is sleeping it will swin into the engine and eat the algae for you. If you want tomake it really go though replace the carberettor with a round biscuit tin. Fill with jammy dodgers for best results. Ive been experimenting with
  23. In MT the instrustor is called Kru (say it as crew) But no one uses it. You use their first name.
  24. Ok, a MT gym wont show its trophies or belts. Its not done. They may have some photos but only maybe. The trophioes belong to the fighters, not the gym. The fighters belong to the gym. Unlikely to be a website. MT is more word of mouth where clubs are. There arent really any organizations or anything. Only for giving the belts out. Regarding your parents. Yes you will get hit in the head. But nothing like as much as in standard boxing. The whole body is a target. Ive been doing MT 6 years and im doing my Cisco IT qualifications at the moment. Im an IT consultant and its hard work sometimes. If my brain was gone i would not be able to do it. Fighting in the ring can affect your barin but it is a known fact that this does not affect Thai Boxers for the above reasons. Besides you can wear a head gaurd if you want. No one will laugh at you because you will sure as hell feel the pain in your body. I would do MT no matter what. What you tell your parents is up to you. But knowledge dispells fear. Meet this instructor and tell him what your parents say. A good MT instrctor will NOT laugh at you but try and help you.
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