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And possibly drowned after a day in the water. Buy a fish they live in water.

I supose its not such a bad thing to have forced upon you, I would prefer being forced to be able to defend myself if neccasary to eating carrots for example. Besides when they are a bit older, they may learn to like it, especially if it becomes "cool".

LOL, you've not made it in MA untill you have made a small child cry. One of the guys I train with says "You're not a good instructor untill you can make a kid wet themselves with fear." Hes joking of course.....I think.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there....? If not, cheers, its mostly good to be back.

Just a pity hes stone deaf and arthritic, his name is Limpey - the cheetah.

I just kinda grunt, *enugh* Gets the air out well, sounds very daft though and not all that impressive. In the true spirit of ma you could shout "Diiiieeee"

Do you really want to teach someone who is being to be there against there will? If not, then tell their parents you are no longer willing to do so, assuming the kids agree with this plan of action.

The white-furred love of my life http://www.karateforums.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=275 My Cats bigger than yours. Quite dangerous to try and stroke him though... http://www.karateforums.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=278

LOL nice one. Number 8 applies to my knees and im only 18. Presumably someone upstairs recycled them from a past life.

Got something in your eye???????? Eh??? Come on, spit it out???

LOL They eventually believed me at school, but it took a bit of talking. Especially since when my teacher asked about my neck brace and I said my girlfriend did it..

WAHT DO YOU MAEN. SAPEK EGNSILH WLIL PELASE!

Maybe they're clones?

They are both really good. Far better than what I was expecting after seeing their reviews. I saw the first one on a plane a few days ago, I didn't see it at the pics because of the reviews, and then the second was out when I got back home so I watched that too. Worth the price of the entry ticket.

Go work in Africa for a couple of months. I did and I put on just under half a stone, some is fat but the rest seems to be muscle. A far more fun way of doing it

Yeah my teachers got really sus when I was still in school. In one 6 month period I managed two black eyes, a bruised rib and a spraigned neck. Needless to say im more careful when I spar now, especially when I going out with a BB girl you would show her annoyance at me when we were sparring if I had done something wrong. Oh dear.

I think my instructor works off a system like that, except all in his head. Either that or hes completely insane.

I would say the same as aefibird, as far as I know its kind of like steaming a stamp off an envelope.. not that i'd ever be that cheap *cough*

I dnot uednsrntad tihs, waht do you maen?

Really the low contact is there so that people don't think they will turn up at a class and come out black and blue. We wait until they have their yellow belt firt\st. Lol