RichardHangHong

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."

A man is just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife is sitting at his bedside. His eyes flutter open, and he murmurs, "You're so beautiful." Flattered, the wife continues her vigil while he drifts back to sleep. Later, her husband wakes up and says, "You're so cute." Startled, she asks him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replies.

Q. Why should traffic wardens be buried to a depth of 50ft? A. Because deep down they are very nice people

Getting your name out there is half the battle won. The more people who have heard of you, the better the chances of you getting people come to train with you.

Groan!

Just a bit of playful fun kez! No harm done!

Yes.

Saifa, Gekisai Dai Ichi/Ni Seipai and Sochin

Not in Iaido we don't. Just knee pads on underneath and undies of course!

I get mine dry cleaned so I don't lose the creases! They're a pain to iron otherwise!

BTW, it's Human Torch, not fireball!

Making my hands and feet bigger like Ludacris in his music videos, great for kumite!

Which katas do you enjoy practising bunkai the most?

Hmmm, tough choice. There are so many to choose from. First choice would be Superman, would love to have that X-Ray vision! Second choice - Spiderman. Mega-agility and wall crawling would be awesome. Plus the web slinging and spidey sense would come in handy in kumite! Third choice - Morph (X-Men). Could make myself look as buff as possible without going to the gym! Make certain things bigger and get my hair back!

Spidey would win hands down. He'd just shoot a few webs up daredevils nose and in his ears to knock his senses off and then beat the living heck outta him!

For you KarateK, you don't need to get upset to get a hug!

There are similar games to that on the PS1 and PS2 but they're all a bit cack really.

Awww!!! Don't get upset now. (wraps arms around KarateK in a big warm loving hug)

Fliers are good, Offering a free trial class works well, Demos also help to bring new students, Once a year we run a "Bring a friend week" where all the students must bring someone to come and try a class. Most of them stay afterwards and carry on training.

1 3/4 belt is better. 2" just looks like you're drawing attention to yourself saying "Look at me and my giant belt!" Also, you'll have permanent helicopter syndrome with a 2". It never hangs down, it always points straight out to the sides no matter how hard you pull it. A guy from my old club got an extra wide belt from tokaido and 6 years on it's still sticking out sideways.

Not too much of a coffee fan. Shame you can only get every flavour except COFFEE FLAVOURED COFFEE! (Dennis Leary skit from No Cure for Cancer)

I know Smeg-Head (Does an impression of Craig Charles smoking crack)

Land in nekoashi dachi then step forwards, pivot 180 degrees with double chudan uchi uke

Wouldn't make much sense, my hair is so thin now I just buzz cut it with a number 1. I really miss having the big thick spikes though!

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