Heres a good un for ya There are three women on a desert island, They fnd a washed up bottle on the shore and rub it to see what it has written on it.With a flash of lightening and a cloud of smoke, a genie popped out and offered them each a wish.The blonde woman wished to be off the island,so the genie clicked his fingers and the blonde was in the waster swiming for the nearest populated coast,She was back home with her family. The brunette wished for the same and she was in the water swimming back to her family. The redhead wished to be a man,So the genie clicked hisa fingers for the last time and the redhead man walked over the bridge. LOL