Warp Spider

Why not? Anyone with a particle accelerator can generate anti-matter. It's not as exotic as science fiction would have you believe.

Actually I quite enjoy it. In fact, I'm propositioned in public by members of both genders on a fairly regular basis. Though that would be dirty, it's still kind of flattering - though when it's another guy it's kind of awkward. I think that being stared at is awesome.

The people I described are the ones who subscribe to the notion of common sense most strongly. It's like Nazis. Do you think Nazis are bad? Is it because the people who seem to hold Nazi beliefs the most tightly are fascists who murdered piles of people? Well I think common sense is bad, because everyone I've met that teaches it royally screws themselves over repeatedly because they are so loyal to this "common sense" that they don't think about what they are actually doing. "Common sense" is just a crutch. However, it's like a broken crutch, like trying to cheat on a test by using an answer sheet with all the wrong answers on it.

Unless you have asked every person in the world, you can't really say that with authority. Even so, it's irrelevant what he uses to refer to himself as long as he consistently uses the same name.

You're going to call your first born Bitey? Dahahaha. That'd be cool. A couple at work just bought a cat and they called it Bitey, that's where I got the idea from.

In theory, though I don't believe he's ever been shot by a .50 caliber or 20mm Anti-Materiel round. I understand it's difficult to regenerate when more than half of your body has vanished, though I guess for small scale conflicts it could work.

You have a point. I think needlenose pliers would be the best kind, or alternatively side cutters. Scissors could maybe work, side cutters would give you more force for cutting but scissors could be slashed with more. The only problem is, they aren't designed to be used as a weapon, so they can easily be disarmed due to the type of grip they have on them.

Doo eet! It won't hurt to try. Don't worry about awkwardness, because it's only awkward if you choose to make it awkward.

Is it? The consequences of nearly any action are easy to fix, opportunities present themselves but once.

It doesn't. The floor generates no power at all. I found this fascinating so I flipped a coin 4 times. It came up tails 3 of those times. Obviously carpeted floor greatly favours the tails side. I once fired a high powered rifle at a fly and missed. (It was close though,l I think the scope needs to be sighted in again.) Clearly, flies cannot be shot while standing on bathroom tables. Case studies like your example prove nothing. There are so many variables it's rediculous. The Gracies fighters were probrably just plain better fighters. I'd be more concerned about your head or body striking the pavement at high speed. You are right that grapplers have the better throws and takedowns, but a person can also be knocked down by a good striker. It goes both ways.

I base it on observation. The people that I find talk about common sense the most are the same ones who weigh 400 pounds, have 3 kids with no known fathers, chain-smoke, and constantly complain that they can't make ends meet working at minimum wage. It constantly boggles my mind the things that people justify by saying "It's only common sense!" Generally the same things they are attempting to justify by saying that are also far from ideal.

Why? It seems real enough to me?

Yuck. Pounds of force. I can feel physicists spinning in their grave. I assume you meant the force of gravitational attraction between a 1000 pound object and the Earth at sea level.

I don't see what's so disrespectful about staring at an attractive woman. You could carry a boom-box/ghetto blaster playing "Der Fuehrer's Face." It's a pretty safe bet people will stare straight ahead and avoid eye contact.

Well, that depends greatly on a number of factors, such as if the car is still running, and how large the oil pan is, how large the engine is, the pressure of the pump, how rapidly the water is delivered, etcetera. Unless you meant a cooking pan with oil in it, in which case it's more or less dependant on how rapidly the water is delivered. That's an awfully closed-minded view. If stupidity is what makes me happy to the point of cackling aloud 24/7 and capable of making a mockery of anything that attempts to stand in my way, then I'm proud of whatever it is I am. I'll continue driving muscle cars and laughing in the face of people who spend all day complaining about how bad their life is, while simultaneously saying "it's just common sense!" when I ask why they did the things they do.

No offense, but that doesn't look that hard. The only part I could foresee being challenging would be landing back on your feet afterward.

Why are you people so hung up on the guy's accent? I've been told I have a "Louisiana" accent and I'm not American, does it really matter how I got it?

Well, this girl kind of sounds like an airhead, which lots of guys seem to think is a bad thing. (though I don't see why)

Bitey!

I like "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Spike Jones. The lyrics are a bit fascist, but the tune is so catchy!

I don't think Superman had a daughter. Unless you mean "Supergirl," who, like Superdog, I don't believe was related to Superman in any way except they all came from Krypton in those same capsule things. Supergirl's took a different route, however, which took longer so she remained in statis for longer and thus is younger than Superman, despite having been sent off at roughly the same time. Or so the story goes.

Gangs were big in the 50's. And by big, I mean popular, not physically large. The "rumble" was a common occurance, as was getting "jumped" by a rival gang. (if you were in a gang, of course. I understand they mostly didn't harass the "civilians" that much.)

That could be effective, if you practice moving alot. (IE rolling, getting back up, etc.) However, I would prefer double leg, single leg, or spear over a sweep if I was going to try to take a person to the ground.

No touch? That tall guy was fondling the smaller guys breast!

A sprung wooden floor with canvas on top is very dissimilar to rough ashpalt, concrete, tiled floors, or even hardwood floors. That type of flooring is comparable to fighting on carpet, though with less traction.