kicker

Bobby brings bright bells.

Memo from a Blonde Y2K Programmer: I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be perfectly honest, none of the panic surrounding this "Y" to "K" date problem makes any sense to me. My assignment has been completed on time, and way under budget. At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the company's programs so they are ready for Year 2000. The following months have been corrected: Januark Februark Mak Julk The following days have also been corrected: Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak Sundak Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal department's applications, and won't be affected until Two Thousand and Twentk.

well I think if that guy didn't have the training he did well it would have been harder probably you never know something else bad could have happen

well it is just showing how to encase you get in a situation like that but you never know they might be trying to help but some people might think that it isn't help

well thats how it goes well but you know it is easy to get away with it if no one does anything about it

yes it does get boring after awhile inless you can't get bored of it becasue your watching someone you like and are all active

well you could wear shin pads to stop some of it and like thaiboxerken to do to strenghten your shins

well I don't think that it is dirty it's the sport they might fight i bit bad but it was there choice to join the Martial Arts so I would say so

well It would be they acually wanna be there learn something trying best not slaking off

thanks dreamer A blonde, a red head and a brunette are stranded on a deserted island. After a couple of months, the brunette said, "That's it. I'm out of here!" So, she swam about an eighth of the way off the island towards the nearest piece of land, and drowned. Then, the red head said, "She had the right idea, but I can swim farther, to the shore." So, she swam and swam and got about one quarter of the way to the nearest piece of land, but she too drowned. "Well," the blonde thought, "surely I can swim to the nearest piece of land." So, off she went. When she reached the half way point, she stopped and thought, "I'm not gonna make it!" and swam back to the island.

A blonde dies her hair because she is tired of being called dumb. The next day, she meets a farmer with some sheep. "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" she asks. The farmer agrees. The blonde takes a quick glance, then says, "You have 158 sheep, mister." To the farmer's amazement, the woman is right, so he hands over one of the sheep. Then, as she walks away, the farmer asks, "If I can guess what color hair your hair really is, can I have my sheep back?" The woman agrees. "You're a blonde... now give me back my dog."

Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.

well I wouldn't think they should get there lice back it really doesn't matter if they do but If they really thought that it was bad then sure why not

well thinking it looks like the topic is changing a bit but well if your afraid to die you better run for your life

well thats interesting jiggy I don't have one myself but I've heard many myths but not on martial arts

hey well thats cool well I already have mine country where I am living now posted on the sidde a long time ago

welcome to the boards/forums The JKD Kid hope you have fun here

welcome to the boards Slider sorry if it a bit late

well that sucks Piastre well hope someday they get more boxing down there coz here where I live you can watch the fights like 1 week or two later on T.v. instead of being at the match. But I would say we have boxing o maybe 2-3 times a week but it's mostly once or twice.

well I know that the junk food which isn't really junk but anyways as long as you don't have to much of junk food I think you would be fine (my opionon) (if you exercise or do something active ) then I would agree to that

Um.. Well not to disapoint you or anything but I think that movie is lame from the previous (it's my opionon just saying we all have our thoughts )

Seven Santas sang silly songs.

heres a joke A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows in order to increase the herd. The brunette takes their entire savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her one. "It's the only one I got, but I'll sell it for $599. Take it or leave it," he tells her. She buys it and goes straight to the local telegram office. She tells the clerk, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says, 'Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.' How much will that cost?" The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She looks at her last dollar, thinks about it for a moment, and replies, "In that case, I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the clerk. "'Comfortable,'" replies the brunette. Out of curiosity, the man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads really slow. When she gets this, she'll read, 'COM-FOR-DA- BULL.'"

Sai you would have to go your%20url%20here%20then%20this well if it doesn't work well well see k. _________________ David N when you do your best it`s going to show. [ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2002-01-17 16:04 ]

okay Ive finally going to post a joke "How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course. "What did you do?" asked the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" 29]