karate_woman Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 This just came in my email. It is an Urban Legend, but rather funny anyway THE VALUE OF UNDIES: Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. -Lao-Tse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobz Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Rule #1: Play the game to the limit. Damn the consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Good one! I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icetuete Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Good one! yes indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granmasterchen Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 that is funny,,,,,,great..... That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMA_chick Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 that's too funny Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isshinryugurl Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 haha! didn't see that one coming . . . Make'm cry or get disqualified.The more you sweat in the dojo, the less you bleed on the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung001 Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 oh my............. Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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