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The Value of Undies

karate_woman
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This just came in my email. It is an Urban Legend, but rather funny anyway :D

 

THE VALUE OF UNDIES:

 

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

 

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

 

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

 

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

 

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

 

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.


-Lao-Tse

:spitlaugh: :spitlaugh:

Rule #1: Play the game to the limit. Damn the consequences.

:lol: Good one! :lol:

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

Good one!

 

yes indeed :lol: :) :D

that is funny,,,,,,great.....

That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger

LOL :)
EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww :lol:

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003

 

No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

that's too funny

Tae Kwon Do

15-years old

purple--belt

  • 1 year later...

haha! didn't see that one coming . . .

Make'm cry or get disqualified.


The more you sweat in the dojo, the less you bleed on the streets.

  • 2 weeks later...

oh my............. :o

Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"

Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."

Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.

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