Spartacus Maximus Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Everyone who has been involved in martial arts long enough has heard a few weird or rediculous assumptions and stereotypes about martial arts and those who practise them. This game thread is to list them and deny or debunk them like so:My name is Spartacus Maximus and I am a martial artist.1.I do not break boards or ice with my head, (2) I do not utter high pitched shouts and perform backflips and (3) I most certainly do not attempt to catch, gnats or fruit flies with chopsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkmoon Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 HAHAHA! (2) .. my names not Zena either!I'm Hawkmoon ...1. I do break boards with my hand as part of the demonstration crowd in the summer months.2. I cannot kill with a look or shoot bolts of lightning from the other behind a bed sheet held high, To save man kind in a fight to the death!...on this or any other dimension.3. I do not use my mystical powers turning pages of books either! “A human life gains luster and strength only when it is polished and tempered.”Sosai Masutatsu Oyama (1923 - 1994) Founder of Kyokushin Karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazzybear Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I am Mazzybear........1. I do not win competitions using the crane kick!!2. I do not partake in revenge missions to punish those who have wronged me.3. I cannot jump 10 feet in the air and kick 7 people before landing.Mo. Be water, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei8 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I do not give rank away!!I do not rip the heart out of my attackers bodyI do not do "no touch KO's"I do not retract my testicles into my bodyOh yeah...I do not share the floor with any parent/friend/spouse/grandparent/guardian/relative/etc of my students!! **Proof is on the floor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan Melbourne Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 My name is Nidan Melbourne 1. I do not have testicles of steel 2. I don't strike first, strike hard, no mercy 3. I am not like bruce lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghesset Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 My name is Ghesset and I do not1. Thrust my hands into baskets of rice to toughen my fingers for open handed heart strikes2. Wear Tapout gear to the mall to scare off any eye contact3. Know who would win a fight between practitioners of Kenpo or Sōsuishi-ryū Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Cobra Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 My name is Fat Cobra and I am a martial artist. I do not:1) let disrespect or insults go unchallenged!2) fail to seek revenge when necessary!3) listen to any other martial artist except for Master Ken! Godan in Ryukyu KempoHead of the Shubu Kan Dojo in Watertown, NY(United Ryukyu Kempo Alliance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Re-stomp the groin! https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAD Mike Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 I do not carry weapons.I do not arm myself twice.I do not allow anyone to schedule.I do not follow anyone's budget.I plan for this.I am a fighter. Marshal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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