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Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet... :lol:
I heard something simaler to that one... It went, Yo mama is so fat when she went into the shower she used up all the hot water before it got to her feet

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"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"

- Charlie Brown

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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

A computer beat me in a game of chess once but it was no match for me in a kickboxing match

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Yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops

yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil

yo mommas so stupid, she don't know the recipe for ice

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

yo mommas so fat, the Hubble thought the earth grew a tumor

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her, you get altitude sickness

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks

And, anyone wanna go on a "yo mamma" geesin' spree can try me.

Destined To Bring Light

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Yo momma so fat, she eats Weat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat, she goes to the beach and people yell Free Willy.

Yo momma so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?

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