June 11, 200620 yr Does anyone here know your Mamma's jokes? I got one: your Momma is so fat that she was Baptised at Sea World! KarateKid101"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"- Charlie Brown
June 12, 200620 yr good one, i think i heard this in a movieyour momma......... she wakes up in sections.
June 13, 200620 yr Your Momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu! Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
June 22, 200620 yr From Scary Movie 3:"your mother is so fat, smaller fat women orbit her." A New Age Dawns
June 22, 200620 yr Your momma is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.
June 22, 200620 yr ooops, sorry about triple post, The Debug mode thing made me think that my posts were not going through Edited June 22, 200620 yr by Jeet Kune Do A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.
June 22, 200620 yr and this one A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.
July 2, 200620 yr Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator. McNerny A good technique is beautiful but a beautiful technique is not always good. -Hirokazu Kanazawa
July 2, 200620 yr Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet... To know the road ahead; ask those coming back... ~ Chinese Proverb" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi
July 2, 200620 yr Your momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
Create an account or sign in to comment