Red J Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Your momma is so fat that she uses a VCR as a pager. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid101 Posted July 4, 2006 Author Share Posted July 4, 2006 Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet... I heard something simaler to that one... It went, Yo mama is so fat when she went into the shower she used up all the hot water before it got to her feet KarateKid101"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"- Charlie Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topdawg Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter A computer beat me in a game of chess once but it was no match for me in a kickboxing match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tef Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flopsyo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oilyo mommas so stupid, she don't know the recipe for iceYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneyo mommas so fat, the Hubble thought the earth grew a tumorYo mama so fat when you get on top of her, you get altitude sicknessYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marksAnd, anyone wanna go on a "yo mamma" geesin' spree can try me. Destined To Bring Light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris05 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 your momma so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karateka Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Yo momma is like a TV, even a two year old can turn her onI bought your mom on EBAY "Never hit a man while he's down; kick him, its easier"Sensei Ron Bagley (My Sensei) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aigaios Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Yo momma's but is so big, when she sits down she gets three feet taller. Cho Dan Hapkidoist and trickster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arran6 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Yo Momma so fat she sat on a nintendo and made a gameboy! she s fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karate carolyn Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 yo momma so fat her phone went off and people thought she was reversing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopard claw Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she eats Weat Thicks.Yo momma so fat, she goes to the beach and people yell Free Willy.Yo momma so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint-roller.Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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