Your Momma

[Red J]

Your momma is so fat that she uses a VCR as a pager.

[karatekid101]

Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet...

I heard something simaler to that one... It went, Yo mama is so fat when she went into the shower she used up all the hot water before it got to her feet

[topdawg]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

[Tef]

Yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops

yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil

yo mommas so stupid, she don't know the recipe for ice

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

yo mommas so fat, the Hubble thought the earth grew a tumor

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her, you get altitude sickness

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks

And, anyone wanna go on a "yo mamma" geesin' spree can try me.

[Chris05]

your momma so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice

[Karateka]

Yo momma is like a TV, even a two year old can turn her on

I bought your mom on EBAY

[aigaios]

Yo momma's but is so big, when she sits down she gets three feet taller.

[arran6]

Yo Momma so fat she sat on a nintendo and made a gameboy! she s fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out.

[karate carolyn]

yo momma so fat her phone went off and people thought she was reversing

[Leopard claw]

Yo momma so fat, she eats Weat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat, she goes to the beach and people yell Free Willy.

Yo momma so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.