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van_damme

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  1. Good point spinninggumby..very good point!!! :up: :up:
  2. jet li rules,and his best movie is fist of legends.
  3. I would say china. Is it me or does every chinese or japanese person know kung fu?
  4. hey,done my literature exam,it went pretty good.thx for wishing me good luck!!! I only have like 15 more exams to go!!!
  5. ehh,i think you are all wrong.Scorpion kung fu is based on kicks.My best friends uncle does scorpion kung fu and in this jet li movie this dude is the master of kicks,he done scorpion kung fu.If im wrong just tell me but im pretty sure scorpion is based on kicks.
  6. lolz..who ever discovered that needs to watch some MTV or something and get out more..anyway..thats pretty scary
  7. Now thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  8. ehh...i have these OLD ones Ur moma is soo dumb she tried to drown a fish. Ur moma is soo old she o's jesus a penny. Ur moma is soo old evan her birth cetificate expired Ur moma is soo dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff (dont ask) Ur moma is fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck. Ur moma is soo ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Ur moma is soo fat that when she gets in a lift 'she has to go down' Ur moma is soo dumb she got ran over by a parked car. Ok these probably aint funny.
  9. JESUS CHRIST..is it me or did anyone else see that scary dude..that was some scary ****!!
  10. Hi. Its my first GCSE exam 2moz and its english literature.Well wish me luck..!!!
  11. Hi I think TKD is my fave martial art,evan though i dont do it,i will be soon.Anyway,i think kicks are your most valuable weopon,its longer than the arm and almost as three times as powerful,i know how to break someones leg with a single kick.But,a man once said in my kung fu lesson that in a street fight the best thing to do is RUN AWAY!!!..try to avoid fights as much as you can. The best thing to do is fight another day.
  12. Pipin Lonhel Otn none of vapour rub (lolz..now thats funny,my 2nd name is pinto
  13. Ok well by the looks of my name..van damme,you would probably think i would say van damme but your wrong.I have three people in my mind. 1.Ron smoorenburg.He was the dude in jackie chans 'who am i'.He has awesome kicks and he holds the world record for highest kick..11 feet.wow,thats pretty high. 2.My sensei David,my first and only sensei and i hope he continues on making me a good martial artist. 3.The dude in my kung fu class.When David hurt his arm,this 17 year old started to train me.His name is Javon and i have learnt alot from him,and he has become a good friend.
  14. i have.. Snes= 10 out of 10 Gameboy=9 out of 10 Gameboy advanced=8 out od 10 Sega saturn=8 out of 10 (some class games on that console) Nintendo 64 10 out of 10 And im gonna get gamecube.=99 out of 100 XBOX is a lil bit too big to fit in my room..its just too big.. And i heard that in the USA that GAMECUBE is the fastest selling console EVER!!..and luigis mansion is the FASTEST selling game EVER!!..just thought you would like to know!!!
  15. I been thinking about doin TKD and i already do kung fu,and i was evan thinking about doing tai boxing but i thought 3 would be to many so im gonna do 2.I think it will be fine if you do 2 arts.
  16. well..roundhouse kick,followed by a spinning sweep kick...then a jumping roundhouse kick...
  17. YES!!!..thx guys...i just cant wait..I LOVE KICKS!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Hey..i go kung fu but i want to master kicks.Kung fu is all about speed,punches kicks,blocks inner strength and its great..and to be the best i want to do TKD,i am a fan of kicks and in a fight i would use kicks instead of punches and all i want to do is kicks.So let me get this right..TKD is mainly kicks?
  19. lolz I think i could do a backflip but just like everyone else im too scared.
  20. :lol: :lol: :lol: U crack me up Phantasmatic
  21. lolz..ya well ur poor perfetic opinion means nothing to me,and he cant be that bad of a martial artist if he is a black belt in shotokan,and he did help chuck norris in karate,so anyway,he could kick your ass anyday.no offence.lolz
  22. Jean claude van damme hit a woman,i think he deservs a beating,but thats in the past. How could i play mind games with the dude,in drama he tried chatting to me and all i did was give him one word answers.
  23. Van damme is cool,yes i know jet li could kick the crap outa him,yes i know jackie chan does better stunts,yes i know jean claude van damme cant act to save his life,but the dude has heavy kicks and the way he jumps down into the splits is pretty impressive.
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