
CompactDinnerFork
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I erm ... I don't get it ... - Lukey!
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Wow, Describes me completely! The "God Of Lazyness" - Lukey!
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Very very freaky and scared the crap out of me but good prank! I got some pretty good ones too! I'm not gonig to show them though. Look on my post if you want to see some pranks. - Lukey!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Answers inside!)
CompactDinnerFork replied to hobz's topic in General Chat
Almost died laughing on the Grandpa one, Oh and the John Kerry And George W. Bush ones where quite funny too! - Lukey! -
That is sooo hilarious!! I wouldn't have got that if I didn't listen in R.E. Don't ask me why I listen in R.E. I think it's becasue we have a REAL evil teacher that everyone is scared of. Oh Well. Funny joke! I almost wet myself!! - Lukey!
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Whoops! Peed my pants! - Lukey!
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Try My Test, Try And Get 100%!!
CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
Thanks for the help! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep those replies coming in!! I need to know what you thought!! -
The link has broken and now has turned to sendit, Try fixing the link and I will try out your LOTR quiz thingy. - Lukey!
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P: Sir, Have you been drinking? ------------ Y: No, I swear to officer i'm not, God!! - Lukey!
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That is soo boring and you haver the crap happy jappy pappy
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? GEORGE W. BUSH REPLIED: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground regarding this chicken.
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb...
CompactDinnerFork replied to The_One's topic in General Chat
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Our sensei is a really good basketball player and he was showing off his dunk in the dojo (As there was a basketball net there) and slipped!! We laughed out heads off!!
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Two men are in a bar, they have been best mates for about 5 Years! only one thing though. One of them has a messed up leg and the other has a hump back! They're both sitting at the bar when one says: "It's getting late! We better go or our wives wont let us come to the bar tomorrow!" They both run outside. The humped back bloke says: "I'm taking the gravyard! It's alot quicker!" Messed up leg bloke: "I'm not, You don't know what could happen! The man with the hump back walked through the graveyard as fast as he could when a ghost pops out from behind a gravestone and shouts: "Whatyo got there!?" "I-I Have a humped back ..." "Ere! I'll 'ave that!" And his hump Dissappeared! It Was A Mirical! He ran home as fast as he could. The next night at the bar he meets his best friend and the one with the gammy leg asks what happened to his hump ... This is what the hump backed man says: "Well I was walking through the cemetary when a ghost poped out and asked what I had and I told him I had a hump back and he said here, I'll have that! And it was gone!" The Gammy Legged Mans Face was priceless! He Went on ... "How about you go through the cemetary tonight and tell him you have a gammy leg and get your's taken away!" "Sounds Good." The gammy legged man walks through the cemetary when a ghost pops out from behind a gravestone and says "Oi! Whatyo got there!?!" He Replies: "Nufin." So The ghost says: "Ere! Ave an 'ump! That is such a funny joke!!
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Try My Test, Try And Get 100%!!
CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
Check this out!! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php It's the llama song and is soo funny!! I did have the word written down but got my PC formatted!! One I get the words again I will post them here! - Lukey! -
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CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
Ok, Anyway, June1. I was just wondering ... How many posts until I grade on the forums? - Lukey! -
How to determine your Star Wars name...
CompactDinnerFork replied to KickChick's topic in General Chat
Lol! That was funny! My new name is: Evalu Moplm Sna Astra of Paracetomal! That was real funny! - Lukey! -
Try My Test, Try And Get 100%!!
CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
C'mon people!! Post what you think of the test!! Try beat highest score!! -- 94% - Lukey! -
1. A Never-Run-Out Flashlight -- Just Add Batteries!! 2. Self Lighting Charcoal 3. Non-Exploding Grenade ... 4. Non-Rippable Paper -- Laminating Machine Needed - Lukey!
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What Not To Sya To A Cop: P: Did you know how fast you were gonig back there? Y: You pulled me over so you should know P: Thats not the point, can I see your licence please Y: If you go to ... (Falls to sleep) P: (Claps to wake up) P: Sir, have you been drinking Y: I Had Occifer Two Noly ... Only!! I Mean I Had ... (Falls Asleep) P: (Sighs And Walks Off) (Thats what to say to a cop! It may work!!)
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Try My Test, Try And Get 100%!!
CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
Lol, Thought so but wasn't it great fun?? Please tell all of your friends to try the test!! Try beat the highest score Highest score - 94% - Lukey! -
Try My Test, Try And Get 100%!!
CompactDinnerFork replied to CompactDinnerFork's topic in General Chat
C'mon! Take the test! I want to see if anyone has better control of the mouse than me! - Lukey! -
Your Momma Is sooo fat gravity gave up on her and she STILL touchs the floor!! -Lukey!