TKDShoujo

If you've ever heard of or played the game Telephone, you'd know that things such as jokes and stories get changed slightly as they are passed along. ^_~ As long as the basic concept is intact, does it really matter if they are worded different? Anyway, more jokes!!

Just some jokes and bumper stick type things I found funny. Feel free to post some of your favorites as well! "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." Joke 1: Four dedicated hockey fans climb a giant mountain to prove who is the true Canadian Hockey Fan. One from Edmonton, one from Montreal, one from Calgary, and one from Toronto. The climb was taking forever. Toronto: "Alright, lets finish this once and for all! This is for Toronto!!!!!!" The Toronto guy jumps off the mountain. Montreal: "This is for Montreal!!" Montreal jumps off the mountain. Edmonton and Calgary were the last two fans. Edmonton: "THIS, IS FOR EDMONTON!!" And Edmonton pushed Calgary off the mountain. Joke 2: A woman was concerned because her husband always fell asleep in church. the priest told her he would nod every time he fell asleep and when he did she shuld stick a pin in him. the next sunday in church, the priest said, "who is our creator?" he than nodded so she stuck him w/ the pin. the husband woke up and yelled "god". The priest cont. on and said, "who is our savior?" he nodded again and she stuck him w/ the pin once more. A while later, the priest said, "and what did eve say after she bore adams 100th child?". the priest nodded again but the husband wasnt asleep. she stuck him w/ the pin and her husband screamed, "god damnit, it u stick that thing in me one more time im gonna f***in kill u!!" Joke 3: Jesus, Moses and an old man were playing golf. First it was Moses turn, he hit the ball as it went over a small lake, and landed about 5 meters from the hole. Then Jesus hit the ball, and it went over the lake and landed only 3 meters from the hole. Then the old man hit the ball. When the ball went over the lake, a fish jumped up and cought the ball in the mouth, ant a bird came and stole the ball from the mouth of the fish, and the bird took the ball high up in the air, but it got struck by lightning, and it dropped the ball right on the hole! And then Jesus said: -If you are going to continue like that, we don`t want to play with you dad! Your turn!! =)

lol, gotchya. the show still rocks though

Sukoshi. I'm not fluent though (though I hope to be someday!). P.S Anyone know where I can get a good avatar? (edit) nevermind! I found one! Isnt it cute? ^_~ She kinda looks like Quistis from FFVIII...

I've been in the system a lil over 2 years and im a brown belt red stripe. I'll be testing for black belt in the spring, so I'd say it takes about 3 and half years to get to black in our system.

Haha, yes, but its always especially good when its girl vs. guy. Btw, I like your name "battousai", man-slayer are you? Isnt that from Rurouni Kenshin?

Yes, I try and move around her instead of just back and forth. She just kicks and recoils, kicks and recoils, so before I get a chance to counter with something other than a turning kick she's hit me. Mind you, they're not uber powerful kicks that knock me down (unless she hit me while I was kicking to her head), they just never end! But I'll try the axe kick and see what happens. My axe kick is pretty strong so if I get her thigh good enough maybe she wont kick with that leg anymore! Thanks for the help!

Arigato minna-san! =D

I go 2-3 times a week for one hour. But I help the instructors so once in a while I partake in the exercises in the other classes and whatnot. I also have Demo(nstration) practice every Friday and special training once a month (its part of a club im in at my academy called the Excellence Club).

lol!! Yes, well, it is tough being a girl in a male-dominated sport. But for me, I always do enjoy the satisfaction of kicking some their * after a good sparring match ^_~

Whoohoo!! I LOVE Jackie Chan!! He is my all time favorite martial artist and actor. I even watch his cartoon: Jackie Chan Adventures lol. But I think my 2nd fav would be Jet Li. The movie Romeo Must Die was great!

As well as mine. I remember all too well the black belt training classes we have every once in a while. If you're not in decent shape, you'll be sore for a week! lol

Arigato, Shorin-san! Hajimemashite! I will try to have fun! =P

Okay, there's a tournement I'm going to on August 2nd. And I'm not sure if i'm going to do sparring or not, but just in case I do, do you guys have any tips? Because there's one girl i've sparred in a previous tourney that has a wicked consequtive side kick and its really hard to get away from because she does kick after kick pretty quickly. I've tried going for head shots and done push front kicks several times but its no use! If I have to spar her again I want to have a better idea of how to get away from those kicks!!! Help?

Our system, which is a form of Tae Kwon Do, has 12 ranks. They go like so: White-Yellow-Green-Blue-Brown-Red-Black with a stripe inbetween each rank. So if you're a white belt, you're next rank would be to get a yellow stripe, then yellow belt and so on. This is for our adult class, however, which is 13yrs old+. for the Juniors, there is an orange belt between white and yellow (stripes included).

Hi everyone, I'm new around here. I'm really interested in martial arts and I'm also taking a form of Tae Kwon Do. I'm currently a brown belt 3rd grade. Which means I'm 3 tests away from black belt in our system. Hopefully I'll learn some interesting stuff here and meet some fun people! P.S. the word 'shoujo' in my username is japanese for 'girl' for those of you who don't know. =)