Kung Fu Hamster

I've had a very bad incident once. It was a few lessons before my black belt grading. I was training very hard because I wanted to get it and when I went to one of my lessons when this other kid, also grading for his black turned up. Now it was all going ok until we had to pair up. we were practicing our 1 step sparring for the day and he decided that every time he would counter he would hit me as hard as he could in the right shoulder. That wasn't very nice of him was it? No and it hurt like hell So I kept continuously being hit as hard as possible in the arm, then he did a cheap shot when he was attacking with a thrust kick. I wasn't ready, I was still getting into stance after switching legs round and he decided he would do a thrust kick full powered into my stomach. Now thats what hurt! I staggered back quite a few steps until I hit the wall and I was quite winded. I managed to hold in the pain with that but it f*ing winded me bad.... So next came the free fighting... He countinously hit me as hard as possible wherever possible (he didn't hit me between the legs though. I was sooo thankful for that.... ) He continously hit me as hard as he could like I said, anywhere he could. I was in such pain through that... I hit him back hard in retaliation but I don't think any of them were as strong as his... I was so relieved when the lesson had finished.... I went home in pain and p*ed off. I almost didn't grade for my black after that... I was actually scared that I would have to fight the same person... I really didn't like him. But with a little help from everyone in my family they pursuaded to go for it, I was still scared but relieved when I had to fight someone else. But I kept flinching... Every time I went into attack this boy would just be able to put his foot in the way and I would flinch and immediately back off. I only got one punch into him... And I failed for lack of attacks and aggression... A few days after that I looked at my arm to see if the boy had left any bruises after his counters... There was a massive, bright yellow bruise, with some areas covered in black... I was scared of him for quite a while and didn't like the idea of fighting after that... Actually. This really helped! Now I remember how much I wanted to kick his a* back then. And makes me want to work harder.. (slight adrenaline rush going through my body ) Ohh. That was kinda fun! I wanna fight him RIGHT NOW! *ahem...* sorry bout that... Just think about revenge.. that should help you recover...

I prefer a lower stance myself. Specially fighting someone smaller than me. If you are in a lower stance people find it alot harder to fight especially if you don't move backwards. That's what I do. I stand on the same spot for as much as I can. They find it very awkward to move it.

It hurt though my back goes up but then just smacks against the ground... I can't seem to launch myself high enough :'(

Where can I find a "Kicknastics tape?" and I've found a site with lots of tricks for you guys.. It's: http://www.trickstutorials.com Try it. It's really good

I gotta admit, I'm really dissapointed Shotokan don't teach weapons.. I really want to get some Nunchakus...

How longs it take to do a tattoo that goes half way down your arm? And How much does it hurt?

I'm emailing them... I wanna see what they say about it.... LMAO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA excuse me language but what a load of bull*s! I want to join! LMAO!

me funny? That's a first. LMAO

Hey! I'm The Kung Fu Hamster (would make more sense if I did Kung fu but I always loved the song LMAO!)! And I'm here because I want to.... I do Shotokan Karate (1st Dan) And I am plain weird. Hows you guys and is it me or does this guy: look like he's just found p*** or something else he shouldn't have? Anyways. Nice chatting with myself! I'll be here all day if I didn't have other stuff to do! BYE!

Congrats and mines the same as cheekyM

I don't mean to sound rude at all here but aaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I won't have to pay for my lessons.. Heh! Well good luck! And remember! The brakes are there for a reason!!! And to the person who said that you need to be 18 to drive cars in the UK you're wrong it's 17 GOODLUCK!

Can we go back to the first one about the man in the middle falling down? Can someone explain that to me? I don't get it........ :-s

Not bad.

I feel really really sick now. I think you've just put us all off traffic jams for life... Gotta go. HURLLLLLLLLLLL!

Yeah I am REALLY slow. A mate made this easy joke the other day: Where does Sadam Hussein keep his Cds? In Iraq... I lasted a way lot longer than they did. Oh well

Not bad but if you take away the /stats bit then you get a website about wanting to kill yourself and how they can help... You ok Shoto Tiger?

O. Sorry. I'll add it. I'm am really dumb and just pasted one twice.. It's: http://mult.ee/xiaoxiao.shtml enjoy!

Well. As you can probably already tell. I watch too many films. But... In I think all the kung fu films I have seen there is the same really cool move. When you are lying down on the floor (say you've been knocked down) they bring their legs close together and kick them both out and somehow get up without using their arms! You must know which one I'm talking about. Please. I would really like to know how to do it. Can anyone tell me!?

Oh well. I've changed my name now (kiddo 'ere. Lol) And how did you find out about the top thing! That was meant to be our own secret thing!

Knife Hand strike and block are excactly the same techniques I think. And a groin kick and front kick? One hurts more than the other. That's about it I think. Good Luck in your grading!

I don't do any other styles. Only Shotokan but I think it's meant to be one of the most popular styles

Ooh. I was close. I was gonna say that everywhere I go MonkeyGirls already replied so she was gonna be my top winner. Congrats you win a Hamster reward. then it was gonna be KickChick and Zero. Joint. You win Second Hamster place

Where abouts?

You probably have already seen these before but I thought I would show the rest of you. This is my favourite one: http://mult.ee/serials/xiaoxiao3.shtml And this is the link to the rest: http://mult.ee/serials/xiaoxiao3.shtml Oh and theres number 9 but it's on different sites... Whaddaya think?