Kung Fu Hamster

Basketball is very funny. It's by the makers of south park. I don't really like football so I'll just say the film with the prisoners vs the guards. Think it was called "Mean Machine" with Vinnie Jone. Other funny sports film is space jam but that's kinda babyish now and my favourite MA film has to be Enter the Dragon.

ok, so about meditating: is it just for you to relax yeah?

What you should do; if he tells his mates he can beat you again just ask him if he wants a little fight then just show them that you can beat him and that should shut him up...

Oh. Nevermind... Lol.

Sigh, Patrick? Please can you at least move this post somewhere else... I feel like such a dumba** now, I can't stop thinking why on earth did I ask this!?

I know this is like 2 years old but I couldn't help wondering: These nightclubs... Can you find any in England? Just wondering and everything...

K thanks you to but for the meditation one super leeds: my tongue slipped, I made a very weird sound with my mouth and then I just looked like a total prat infront of the computer. Am I ment to close my eyes when doing that and think of something?

.........Ok... Can someone destroy this post now? I don't want it anymore...

forgive me for asking but what is kosa dachi? What style do you do? I do Shotokan. Is that meant to be backstance?

Woah quick answering... Well everything to do with Karate yeah I guess. You'll end up knowing all of the katas, the kumite stuff and all the techniques...

Oops. For the post I ment "when you know everything... Sorry!"

Ok. I am NOT quitting, just to make that clear and I ain't even thinking about quitting. But I've tried almost every single kata in the book. I haven't mastered them all yet but I roughly know everyone. So what I was thinking is, when someone's learnt every kata and everything else why do they carry on? Thanks

Ok, first of all thanks for reading. So here come the questions Number 1: What is Ki? I'm not sure what it is and I don't think it's in my style of karate (shotokan) and number 2: So how do you meditate? Dumbquestion I know but I never really knew how to... Thanks for helping

Hahaha! (no offense to women) Q.How many men does it take to screw a lightbulb? A. None. The women can cook in the dark.. (once again no offense to women... Want to keep my reputation up high you see)

. HAHAHA I just realised what I asked! I was tired at the time... Dunno why I asked that but it would be cool if you could be a blackbelt in an martial art and be able to use your mind to do stuff... Kinda like the http://www.yellowbamboo.com site someone else mentioned on here

Ya 3 Ninjas, 3 Ninjas kick back and another... Forgotton it now

So whats with that "Crane" kung fu stance? It's not karate. If it is it's very weird and I ain't been taught it before....

I've never seen any of the karate kids all the way through. Are they any good?

I haven't seen it but it doesn't look too bad. I saw the advert and I thought it looked WICKED, then I saw the name... I know you're not meant to judge it like that but what kinda name is "Bullet Proof Monk?" no offense to the makers of course

Well I wanted to know... I feel stupid typing this but-Can anyone bend spoons? Cause that'll be cool Please reply

I love my kicks, they're excellent in fights but so are punches. Punches can be very good for close combat: they can score you lots of points (or knock the cr*p outta you opponent out of the dojo) if you aim for their head, they're not as effective as punches... On the otherhand, kicks are excellent for long range, they cxan do a lot more things then punches, you can use kicks to sweep the opponent and hit them from a distance yet they can be slower so it's easy to block unless you have mastered them completely. Personally I prefer kicks... They feel more comfortable with me....

You'll be fine- The people who are higher grades yet younger should be ok unless they're cocky. I don't go around taking the mick outta the adults because they're lower belts than me.. If anything, I try and help them... You should be ok...

I don't. My instructors great but some of the kids he has to teach... God... They can't get anything right. It's not just the teacher who has to put effort in, the students have to too else it's a waste of time...

You sleep in a gi? Hehe! Never heard someone do that before.... Anyways.. I only wear my gi to and from the dojo. It's at a sportcenter so I wear it. Get in the car, get there and go in and vice versa...

Hey metal gear solid for the gbc rules! never did get past nighthawk though.. Got bored and started again... Then never got that far again... I hate it when I do that... :'(