Black Dragon Posted August 20, 2003 Posted August 20, 2003 There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants." So recognize or be hospitalized Cuz literally on a scale from one to ten I'm 25.
Kumite988 Posted August 25, 2003 Posted August 25, 2003 lol not bad. Got a chuckle out of me, not a full laugh though.
Kung Fu Hamster Posted August 25, 2003 Posted August 25, 2003 You lot are week for karate masters I just smiled. Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO
CloudDragon Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 lol that was good! A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit!
Darce Posted September 28, 2003 Posted September 28, 2003 Narf! Shukokai Karate, Orange belt ( 7. kyu)
IAMA_chick Posted September 28, 2003 Posted September 28, 2003 that's funny. lol Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt
wilko9999 Posted October 6, 2003 Posted October 6, 2003 lol not bad, not bad Trodai Karate, Brown Belt 1nd Kyu"Belts Are For Holding Your Pants Up" Bruce Lee"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"Ben Paker
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