Black Dragon Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants." So recognize or be hospitalized Cuz literally on a scale from one to ten I'm 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benedictbm Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 lol thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 lol, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumite988 Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 lol not bad. Got a chuckle out of me, not a full laugh though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icetuete Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 i didnt see that one coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kung Fu Hamster Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 You lot are week for karate masters I just smiled. Everybodies Going Kung Fu Fighting! Yah Hoocha! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudDragon Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 lol that was good! A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darce Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Narf! Shukokai Karate, Orange belt ( 7. kyu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMA_chick Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 that's funny. lol Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko9999 Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 lol not bad, not bad Trodai Karate, Brown Belt 1nd Kyu"Belts Are For Holding Your Pants Up" Bruce Lee"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"Ben Paker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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