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Martial Farts


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LOL this thread shall never die!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

The mats at our dojo squeak sometimes when a foot rubs them, especially during stretching. There's always 4 or more people who mistake it for a fart, and giggling ensues.

 

I have found that if you fart and act like something happened, or lie when somebody asks you what smells, nobody's the wiser :brow:

 

My one friend farted as she bent backwards and tried to explain it off as her back cracking...but I was on to her. :bigwink:

 

 

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


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I was talking to my sister in im the other day. They keep snakes and a few reptiles. It seems that when their king snake and carpet python (as she said) "take a dump" they are very noisy in the process. The ball python is a SBD'er.

 

Never thought of snakes as having flatus before.

 

They also have a monitor lizard they have a harness for and take it outside on occasion. But it gets nervous outsided.

 

 

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