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Martial Farts


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Eeeeewwwwww!! :lol: well, this was an appropriate thread to put this one Sai! :lol:

 

Very funny....and I thought I was a practical joker...this lady has me beat! I heard of horse's heads, fishes, but 'turkey inners'? I bet silence is golden now! Happy Thanksgiving to All!

 

 

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You've got some competition KickChick! Wow that was hilarious Sai! Ewwwwwwww...is right!!! :grin:

 

 

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Found a new addition to this thread. And maybe there are some who haven't enjoyed it yet?

 

What Kind Of Farter Are You - Eeeewww

 

VAIN

 

A person who loves the smell of his own farts

 

 

 

AMIABLE

 

A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

 

PROUD

 

A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

 

SHY

 

A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

 

IMPUDENT

 

A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

 

UNFORTUNATE

 

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

 

SCIENTIFIC

 

A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

 

NERVOUS

 

A person who stops in the middle of his fart

 

HONEST

 

A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

 

DISHONEST

 

A person who farts and then blames the dog

 

FOOLISH

 

A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

 

THRIFTY

 

A person who has several good farts in reserve

 

ANTI-SOCIAL

 

A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

 

STRATEGIC

 

A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

 

SADISTIC

 

A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

 

INTELLECTUAL

 

A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

 

ATHLETIC

 

A person who farts at the slightest exertion

 

MISERABLE

 

A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

 

SENSITIVE

 

A person who farts and then starts crying

 

 

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Ya'll are just toooo funny :lol: gotta print these and take them to class tonite and I think to work at the nursing home..lol..you see there we can fart all we want to, we just stand next to a resident and no one knows any different :lol:

If you think you can't, then you must. If you must, you will.

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In addition to the above there is a humor site that is of the opinion that women do not fart.

 

It seems they cannot keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure. Yeah right, what planet to they live on?

 

 

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I say just lettem rip, its hard sparring when you are full of wind and getting it knocked out of you is not the way :grin:

 

 

7th Dan Chidokai


A true combat warrior has to be hard as nails in mind, body and soul. Warriors are action takers and not action fakers. If you are cruising, make time for losing

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only funny because its so true. LOL

(General George S. Patton Jr.) "It's the unconquerable soul of man, and not the nature of the weapon he uses, that ensures victory."

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Had to wait awhile so I could calm down before I could start typing. My stomach is starting to hurt. Never saw that post before. Thanks for bringing it back up. This post will never get old.

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