KickChick Posted November 16, 2001 Author Share Posted November 16, 2001 Eeeeewwwwww!! well, this was an appropriate thread to put this one Sai! Very funny....and I thought I was a practical joker...this lady has me beat! I heard of horse's heads, fishes, but 'turkey inners'? I bet silence is golden now! Happy Thanksgiving to All! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickbutt Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 :lol: You've got some competition KickChick! Wow that was hilarious Sai! Ewwwwwwww...is right!!! If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.-Unknown- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Found a new addition to this thread. And maybe there are some who haven't enjoyed it yet? What Kind Of Farter Are You - Eeeewww VAIN A person who loves the smell of his own farts AMIABLE A person who loves the smell of other people's farts PROUD A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine SHY A person who releases silent farts and then blushes IMPUDENT A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs UNFORTUNATE A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead SCIENTIFIC A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution NERVOUS A person who stops in the middle of his fart HONEST A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons DISHONEST A person who farts and then blames the dog FOOLISH A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours THRIFTY A person who has several good farts in reserve ANTI-SOCIAL A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy STRATEGIC A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing SADISTIC A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate INTELLECTUAL A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed ATHLETIC A person who farts at the slightest exertion MISERABLE A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all SENSITIVE A person who farts and then starts crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KickChick Posted January 4, 2002 Author Share Posted January 4, 2002 OMG!!! Just when I thought this thread had lost its 'steam' so to speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamer38f Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Ya'll are just toooo funny gotta print these and take them to class tonite and I think to work at the nursing home..lol..you see there we can fart all we want to, we just stand next to a resident and no one knows any different If you think you can't, then you must. If you must, you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 In addition to the above there is a humor site that is of the opinion that women do not fart. It seems they cannot keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure. Yeah right, what planet to they live on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousOne Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 I say just lettem rip, its hard sparring when you are full of wind and getting it knocked out of you is not the way 7th Dan ChidokaiA true combat warrior has to be hard as nails in mind, body and soul. Warriors are action takers and not action fakers. If you are cruising, make time for losing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Someone just came in that I think will enjoy this. Thought I would bring it up again for all those who have not seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G95champ Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 only funny because its so true. LOL (General George S. Patton Jr.) "It's the unconquerable soul of man, and not the nature of the weapon he uses, that ensures victory." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTpizzaboy Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Had to wait awhile so I could calm down before I could start typing. My stomach is starting to hurt. Never saw that post before. Thanks for bringing it back up. This post will never get old. Canh T.I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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