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2003 STATE OF CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION

 

Name:___________________ Stage Name: __________________ Agent:___________________ Attorney:____________________

 

Therapist name:_________________

 

Sex: ___Male ___Female ___Formerly Male ___Formerly Female ____Both

 

*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

 

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No___

 

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.

 

If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't: ________________________________________________ use extra pages, if necessary.

 

Please check hair color:

 

Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

 

Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

 

Please check activities you perform while driving:

 

(Check all that apply)

 

[ ] Eating

 

[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee

 

[ ] Applying make-up

 

[ ] Shaving (male or female)

 

[X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience) [ ] Lifting weights [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [ ] Snorting cocaine [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop [ ] Discharging firearms / Reloading

 

Please! indicate how many times you expect to:

 

a) Shoot at other drivers _____

 

b) Be shot at while driving _____

 

If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:

 

a) Call the police to report the crime.

 

b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase.

 

c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through.

 

d) Call your therapist.

 

In the event of an earthquake, you should:

 

a) Stop your car.

 

b) Keep driving and hope for the best.

 

c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.

 

d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.

 

In the instance of rain, you should:

 

a) Never drive over 5 MPH.

 

b) Drive twice as fast as usual.

 

c) You're not sure what "rain" is.

 

Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ______.

 

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

 

a) Prozac

 

b) Zovirax

 

c) Lithium

 

d) Zanax

 

e) Valium

 

f) Zoloft

 

g) All of the above

 

h) None of the above

 

*If none, please explain: __________________.

 

Length of daily commute:

 

a) Less than 1 hour

 

b) 1 hour

 

c) 2 hours

 

d) 3 hours

 

e) 4 hours or more

 

If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.

 

When stopped by police, you should:

 

a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.

 

b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway.

 

c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.

 

When turning, you should always signal your intentions by:

 

a) Using your directional signals.

 

b) What is a "directional signal"?

 

Which part of your car will wear out most often?

 

a) The wiper blades

 

b) The belts

 

c) The horn

 

Automatic door locks are good for:

 

a) Security

 

b) Convenience

 

c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in

 

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:

 

a) Dark, poorly lit roads

 

b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way

 

c) Revenge!

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Posted

LOL

 

I think the UK version is fairly similar in the London region...

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:) :lol: talking on the cellphone checked for your convience sad but very true

So recognize or be hospitalized

Cuz literally on a scale from one to ten I'm 25.

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