Black Dragon Posted August 1, 2003 Posted August 1, 2003 Q: How many hillbillies does it take to eat a possum? A: Two............one to eat it and one to watch for cars! So recognize or be hospitalized Cuz literally on a scale from one to ten I'm 25.
Valithor Posted August 2, 2003 Posted August 2, 2003 LOL.. Could I get an American to give a definition for "hillbillie"? Keep Smiling!
GrrrArg Posted August 3, 2003 Posted August 3, 2003 LOL Good point I wonder exactly how you would define a hill billie..
IAMA_chick Posted August 4, 2003 Posted August 4, 2003 ew. that's kind of gross, but sorta funny. Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt
Cybren Posted August 4, 2003 Posted August 4, 2003 For anyone not from the US...a hillbilly would be someone from a rural area, ussually ascotiated with farms, country music, lack of teeth, bathing. The general image wears suspenders, has a straw hat, and says things like "Yall", or "Hyuck"
sansoouser Posted August 4, 2003 Posted August 4, 2003 well ya see every hill billy has billy in his name ( yes, even females ) and lives in the hill, another requirment is to have less than 3 teeth in your whole family and the wives grow the beards. The amateur shoots his hands out ferociously, but lacks any true power. A master is not so flamboyant, but his touch is as heavy as a mountain.
BigGuy Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by hillbillies??? Because otherwise it would be called a TEETHbrush!!! BigGuy
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