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Women's logic


Kirves

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Please don't get offended... There's a tv-comedyseries here that has a popular "women's logic" spot. One story:

 

It is cold winter, snowing. Husband is eating breakfast, wife comes in.

 

Husband: "What's wrong, honey? Couldn't get the car start?"

 

Wife: "No the car started fine. It's too icy, the car didn't move an inch. There's nothing but ice under the wheels."

 

Husband: "Did you apply sand under the front wheels?"

 

Wife: "No, I used sand for the rear wheels."

 

Husband: "Oh no, our car is front wheel powered, you have to put sand under the front wheels!"

 

Wife: "Off course not, you idiot! There was nothing wrong with the front wheels, they were spinning just fine! The rear wheels didn't spin at all, so naturally the sand must be put there."

 

Husband: "Oh dear... Women!"

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My wife once told me the starter was broken on her car. I asked why she thought it was the starter, and her reply:"Because it won't start!" (Fuel problem, in case you're wondering)

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  • 3 weeks later...

its better than goin down the road and the tires blows and the woman (not mentioning any names) gets out looks at it

 

calls the local mechanic and tells him the radiator is busted

Cody

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its better than goin down the road and the tires blows and the woman (not mentioning any names) gets out looks at it

 

calls the local mechanic and tells him the radiator is busted

 

Ack!! I don't claim to be very knowledgeable when it comes to cars, but dang! :lol:

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just to clear this up, i don't know a blasted thing about cars. i can totally see myself putting sand behind the back wheels... :blush:

"I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai

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