sansoouser Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 A truck driver hated lawyers, so whenever he saw one on the road he would swerve and run them over, and hear a loud thud. So one day he's driving along and he see's a priest on the side of the road. He pulls over and picks him up and says, " Where are you going, father? " The priest answers, " Just down the street. " So the truck driver says he can take him down there. When he's driving down the road he see's a lawyer and swerves at him automatically, but he remembers he has a priest with him so he swerves back but he still hears a loud thud. He say's, " Father I have a confession, I almost hit a lawyer. " The priest chuckles and says, " Oh that's all right I got him with my door. " The amateur shoots his hands out ferociously, but lacks any true power. A master is not so flamboyant, but his touch is as heavy as a mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 LOL very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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