sansoouser Posted July 26, 2003 Posted July 26, 2003 A truck driver hated lawyers, so whenever he saw one on the road he would swerve and run them over, and hear a loud thud. So one day he's driving along and he see's a priest on the side of the road. He pulls over and picks him up and says, " Where are you going, father? " The priest answers, " Just down the street. " So the truck driver says he can take him down there. When he's driving down the road he see's a lawyer and swerves at him automatically, but he remembers he has a priest with him so he swerves back but he still hears a loud thud. He say's, " Father I have a confession, I almost hit a lawyer. " The priest chuckles and says, " Oh that's all right I got him with my door. " The amateur shoots his hands out ferociously, but lacks any true power. A master is not so flamboyant, but his touch is as heavy as a mountain.
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