Wado Guy Posted July 18, 2003 Posted July 18, 2003 Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the HOTTEST new martial art : Dach Shund Do. I've named myself Surpeme Ultimate Awesomest Grandmaster 12th Degree Blackbelt. This awesome style is patterned after the fighting style of the miniature dachshund. It mixes the fluidity and grace of this hunting badger hound along with it's ruthless style of attack on the various doggie chew toys around your house. The stances are very low, for easier attacking of the ankles. Very few punches, but alot of headbutting, scratching, licking, and pushing. When attacked, a practioner of Dach Shund Do will often roll over onto his or her back and give the cutest big eyed look to the attacker, often hypnotizing them with their cuteness. Then, when they least expect it, the dach shund do-ka will use the most feared and most effective manuver in the system...the dreaded "sneeze". That's right, a sneeze. Like dachshunds in the wild, the dach shund do-ka will sneeze at their opponent when threatened or aggravated causing their adversary to either die of laughter or get a cold. All willing to become a disciple of Dach Shund Do and help spread this phenomenal new art can apply for Sensei status in this thread. No experience necessary, just an open mind and a love for the art. Do YOU have what it takes to be a Sensei in Dach Shund Do?? Yours in the way of Dach Shund Do, Surpeme Ultimate Awesomest Grandmaster 12th Degree Blackbelt Wado Guy *rei*
monkeygirl Posted July 18, 2003 Posted July 18, 2003 Count me in! I'm gonna move this to the Humor forum 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
Valithor Posted July 19, 2003 Posted July 19, 2003 Hwaaaaa!!! You're Dach Shund Do is no match for my Chihauhau-Jitsu! Chihauhau-Jitsu is the most aggressive style on the planet! It'll teach to you jump 5 times your own body height, how to kiai constantly - even through the night.., how to do the deadly ankle attacks and most importantly give you the mental confidence (stupidity) to think you can take on attackers 20 times your size!! Yours, V, 9th Kyu Master in Chihauhau-Jitsu Keep Smiling!
sethgraham Posted July 22, 2003 Posted July 22, 2003 my pug kwan do will beat all of u! hahaha!! (or maybe not) it has alot to do w/ sleeping and resting up for fights and while this MA has no moves it teaches us to yell loudly for help bringing the cops quickly! ph34r m3! 14,purple belt,TKDtalk to me i'm fun
GrrrArg Posted July 26, 2003 Posted July 26, 2003 My secret style will defeat all of yours.. We have a special move called the benysaki that cannot be bloked or defeated-using this techinque I could kill with two fingers..be affraid for we will come for you at any time and without warning....
Wado Guy Posted July 28, 2003 Author Posted July 28, 2003 Valithor, Would that be the Northern Mountain Chihuahua or the Pacific Island Chihuahua JuJitsu??
GrrrArg Posted August 4, 2003 Posted August 4, 2003 Does it matter, all will fall to the power of the benysaki.
Guest Posted August 4, 2003 Posted August 4, 2003 Chapter 4: How to use your surroundings to your advantage. A firehydrant is more than just a place to lift your leg, it can be used as a weapon of mass destruction...
Ironberg Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 LOL... Are KIAPs replaced by little sneezes in the kata? "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
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