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How about:

 

"Is your butt supposed to stick out when you do that?"

 

"Oooh. Check out your muscles! Can I have a feel?"

 

(Said while fluttering eyelashes)

 

My bro thaught I was having a seizure from laughing!!! :lol:

Tang Soo Do/Tae Kwon Do

....Oh yeah, and unofficially...

KENJUTSU


"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die." ~ Sima Yi

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but that's not how it looks in the book...

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"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."

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wow, you really botched that last one. Are you SURE you're Chinese?

Tang Soo Do/Tae Kwon Do

....Oh yeah, and unofficially...

KENJUTSU


"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die." ~ Sima Yi

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^^Good one and Chinese can be replaced with Japanese, Korean and Thai etc:
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Do NOT call Tae Kwan Do "karate" in front of my instructor. He doesn't like that too much. Oh boy, I'm going to get whacked up side the head for this. Good thing he has a good sense of humor LOL ..... I hope :o

Laurie F

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Student response: "Are you sure we have to do 25 pushups?"

 

Which somehow always turnes into 50 pushups when someone says that.

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so, um, mr instructor, why do you dress like that outside of the training hall?

post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are.


"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."

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"i like you black belt did you paint your name on it in gold" :D

 

"you tummy is hanging over your belt"

 

"is that you groin box or are you pleased to see me"

 

L8er :karate:

Trodai Karate, Brown Belt 1nd Kyu


"Belts Are For Holding Your Pants Up" Bruce Lee


"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"Ben Paker

Posted
"How far can you bow without looking 'weird'?"

Tang Soo Do/Tae Kwon Do

....Oh yeah, and unofficially...

KENJUTSU


"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die." ~ Sima Yi

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borrowed from "Tae Kwon Leap"(Boot to the head) "But I wanna learn to beat people up right now!"

A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit!

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