Jump to content
  • advertisement_alt
  • advertisement_alt
  • advertisement_alt

Things NOT to say to your instructor...


Recommended Posts

  • advertisement_alt
  • advertisement_alt
  • advertisement_alt
  • Replies 181
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

"You fight pretty good for an old man"

 

This was actually said as a complement by one of the kids. The instructor is just over 40.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Something my instructor probably wishes I wouldn't say:

 

"Mike, why--?" :lol:

 

I'm new to this and bombard him with questions, which he patiently answers, every Monday and Wednesday. Not to mention the ones I think of after class is over and e-mail to him. He patiently answers those too, God bless him. I bet he's heard more questions in the last 3 months than he ever has in his life! :karate:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"No, I'm fine, let me see you do it."

 

If asked to go in front of the class to help the master demonstrate a move: look at the class, smirk, point and say "this guy?"

 

I actually said this in class "what a gay block, i feel weird now".

 

When the instructor tries to move your arm in the right position, keep moving it just out of his reach.......i did this to his daughter who sometimes assists him.

 

When the instructor's daughter passes by let out a soft "mmmh" or "oooh".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"You fight pretty good for an old man"

 

This was actually said as a complement by one of the kids. The instructor is just over 40.

:lol: That's beautiful!

Something my instructor probably wishes I wouldn't say:

 

"Mike, why--?"

 

:D Good one. It's OK, I do that too, and have been doing it for the last 5 months!

Let Us Turn The Jump Rope In Accord With Socialist Principles!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You know what makes a curry even better? Chocolate milk.. ANY type of physical activity or even thoughts of training will produces..er.. very bad things..

Keep Smiling!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Stealing mini-eggs from the church hall you train in would be a very bad thing as well. Especially when they happened to be about three years out of date. We had to eat the after-eights just to get rid of the taste:)
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...