Valithor Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Things you should NEVER say to your instructor... Hmmm... yeah, that's cool, but I don't know if Bruce would do it that way. I don't think you could really hurt anyone with that technique. Those Pyjamas look pretty funny. That workout wasn't tough at all. That looks just like Taekwondo. (In a karate class) That hurts you idoit! These classes are a bit pricey.. How much to take a grade? Wow! Your wife/daughter is one hot babe!! Your karate may be good, but I bet I can drink you under the table... Keep Smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirves Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "I can give you some tips for dieting if you're interested." in a McDojo with an overweight instructor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telsun Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "It seems as though the classes are getting easier lately!" I keep asking God what I'm for and he tells me........."gee I'm not sure!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 lol "so, is that a real black belt.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart the Lover Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "Man! Who farted? Was it you?" (Sound of student being pummeled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valithor Posted July 19, 2003 Author Share Posted July 19, 2003 My personal favourite is the second one.. "I don't think you could really hurt anyone with that technique" I've actually heard someone say that to a senior instructor before.. Everyone else in the class either had their jaw drop to the ground or started giggling (as quietly as possible).. needless to say, we all heard that sound - of a student being pummeled).. Oh, and the technique worked by the way... Keep Smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Ah, Valithor has reminded me of another: "You mean to tell me that, YOU, little girl, could pull off a technique like that on ME?" (Big 300 lb + student to me, while I was assisting with a self-defense class) I'm happy to say that the student was convinced of the effectiveness of the technique in a matter of seconds 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valithor Posted July 19, 2003 Author Share Posted July 19, 2003 Reckon the rest of the class might have enjoyed it too eh? Keep Smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icetuete Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 i wouldnt risk it: "cant u do any better than THIS?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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