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What martial artists say and what they mean


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A Martial artist to a non-Martial artist:

 

"I jus't learned this cool move!"

 

->Think fast!

 

non-martial artist to martial artist:"that was pretty cool"

 

->When you least expect it i will get you back

 

:brow:

I reject your reality and substitute my own


Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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Said: No, this doesn't hurt a bit.

 

Meaning: This will hurt you badly enough you will refuse to use that limb for days upon days.

 

Said: Oh, that's simple.

 

Meaning: It'll take you weeks to learn.

 

Said: I love push-ups! They're good for you! You should do them as often as possible!

 

Meaning: I am going to kill the next person who shouts "push-ups", and I'm going to act like I'm sick or something.

He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu

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