wilko9999 Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 i like the bruce lee one thats good and the chop strick one L8er Trodai Karate, Brown Belt 1nd Kyu"Belts Are For Holding Your Pants Up" Bruce Lee"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"Ben Paker
ninjanurse Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 All Funny!!! "A Black Belt is only the beginning."Heidi-A student of the artsTae Kwon Do,Shotokan,Ju Jitsu,Modern Arnishttp://the100info.tumblr.com/
mouko_yamamoto Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 "Nah, it doesn't hurt much" >> "What do you mean 'does it hurt'??? I JUST GOT MY * KICKED!!!" Tang Soo Do/Tae Kwon Do....Oh yeah, and unofficially...KENJUTSU"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die." ~ Sima Yi
MMoudry Posted March 28, 2004 Posted March 28, 2004 Im going to end up with a permant imprint of a hand on my stomach.. In this way you'll be able to say that you really follow the way of the open hand 1.st kyu Shotokan Karate1.st dan Aikido
Gumbi Posted May 19, 2004 Posted May 19, 2004 Hehe, heres a few good ones: One of my favorite lines to hear from TMA'ers- and here it is: >>>One style is not better than another -- it's the individual that counts. Please don't go to another school. >>>Practice makes perfect. Please sign up again. >>>The martial arts are about building character You'll never be any good, but keep coming anyways >>>Grappling arts are the best. I practice a grappling art. >>>He's a good martial arts teacher. He's in my organization >>>Kata or forms are useless Bruce Lee said forms are useless >>>He doesn't deserve his rank I didn't get promoted as fast as him For the rest of them, visit the Judo Humor Page: http://www.judoinfo.com/humor13.htm
aefibird Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 (A higher grade to a lower grade)"I don't want to spar with you because I don't want to hurt you" --> I'm gonna get my butt kicked if I fight you!! "I think that the spiritual aspects of Martial Arts are more important than being able to kick someone in the head" --> I think that because I can't kick anyone in the head. "Sensei, can you show me that again please?" --> I wanna watch you kick Phil's * for the 70th time, it's funny. (When on a night out with the club) "Sensei, let ME buy you your meal/drinks!" --> The next belt grading is really soon and I wanna pass. "I don't wash my belt for spiritual reasons" --> I'm too lazy to bung it in the washing machine after training. "I like talking about the technical aspects of Karate?TKD/insert martial art here" --> I such sooooo much that I talk far better than I train. "I went to this other club, but I didn't like their attitude to training." -->They were all ten times better than me and whupped my * in my very first session with them. "I tried TKD/BJJ/Karate/Capoeira/insert MA of your choice here, but it wasn't for me." --> It was darned hard and I was too unfit to keep up with the rest of the class. "I think that paying to grade is a very unfair system" --> I failed my last belt test and I want my money back!! (A higher grade to a lower grade) "Yeah, it didn't take me very long to learn that particular kata." --> It took me months to learn and I still haven't got the hang of it now. "I totally agree with what you just said, Sensei." --> I have absolutely no idea what you're on about. "I haven't got time to demonstrate that just now, I'll show you another time." --> I can't do it very well and I want to go home and practice without you watching me! (Just before starting a sparring session) "I'm just going to straighten the mats." --> I'm utterly kn******* and I want a couple of minutes rest. "I think that doing lots of push ups is over-rated" --> If Sensei makes us do another push up tonight I'll cry... "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
Kicks Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I always seem to get picked for the knife self defenses, or sleeper holds, or some pressure point or chop to the neck, i think they just wanted to hurt me and knok me out...... That's why God created teenage sons. When my master instructor looks my way I poke Ross in the ribs and he gets 'volenteered'. when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes
Wilton Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 "That's my new kata? It's actualy very cool!" ->That was a kata?! I'm doomed! A Martial artist to a non-Martial artist: "I jus't learned this cool move!" ->Think fast! "My weapon......myself"
Genesys Posted September 12, 2004 Posted September 12, 2004 "I don't think I have that combination/form/kempo" -->You gave that to me last week, but I totally forgot it. "Go ahead, try and kick me" -->I'm wearing my cup tonight. Sensei at end of class: "Does anyone have any questions?"Student: "Yeah, when do we get to do the slow-mo, mid-air, matrix style moves?"
47MartialMan Posted September 13, 2004 Posted September 13, 2004 "For this Demo, Any volunteers" Is anyone crazy enough to get a lesson in pain 101?
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