Icetuete Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 the topic explains the style of this thread. i give a few "Japanese arts are the best martial arts!" -> i practice a japanese art. "high kicks are useless" -> i cant do high kicks "i dont believe in grades" -> i practiced for years and am still yellow belt "my style is the best" -> i dont know anything about other styles. "competitions are waste of time" -> i never won any competitions "Bruce Lee didnt know what he was talking about!" -> i dont know what Bruce Lee was talking about "the purpose of martial arts is spiritual development" -> i am soo wise its unbelievable feel free to post some more
granmasterchen Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 "breaking bricks is all fake!" -> i broke my hand trying "grapplers suck." -> why do they always make me cry, someone help "boxers are no match for me." ->i hope i never fight one and get hit.... "chi, that doesn't work." -> i put the seeds on it and watered it and it never grew......why do martial arts talk about chia pets so much? "anime is stupid." -> i wish i could draw something other than stickmen "eating with chop sticks takes too long." -> i can't hold them and when i try i poke myself in the eye! That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger
monkeygirl Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Sensei: "I'd like to use Phil here to demonstrate a technique." -> I'd like to make Phil cry. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
granmasterchen Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 good one monkeygirl,......yes, that brings back memories.....my poor friends...hehehe That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger
IAMA_chick Posted July 25, 2003 Posted July 25, 2003 those are funny. Tae Kwon Do15-years oldpurple--belt
GrrrArg Posted July 26, 2003 Posted July 26, 2003 Sensei: "I'd like to use Phil here to demonstrate a technique." -> I'd like to make Phil cry. Yeah I've been a Phil a few times, often when they want to demonstrate open handed techinques... Im going to end up with a permant imprint of a hand on my stomach..
granmasterchen Posted July 27, 2003 Posted July 27, 2003 I always seem to get picked for the knife self defenses, or sleeper holds, or some pressure point or chop to the neck, i think they just wanted to hurt me and knok me out......maybe they used me( being a big guy) to make an example and show how effective it could be.....or they just have a sick sense of humor... That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger
GrrrArg Posted July 27, 2003 Posted July 27, 2003 Perhaps you look like a thug who needs to be taught a lesson..?
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