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the topic explains the style of this thread. i give a few :)

 

"Japanese arts are the best martial arts!"

 

-> i practice a japanese art.

 

"high kicks are useless"

 

-> i cant do high kicks

 

"i dont believe in grades"

 

-> i practiced for years and am still yellow belt

 

"my style is the best"

 

-> i dont know anything about other styles.

 

"competitions are waste of time"

 

-> i never won any competitions

 

"Bruce Lee didnt know what he was talking about!"

 

-> i dont know what Bruce Lee was talking about

 

"the purpose of martial arts is spiritual development"

 

-> i am soo wise its unbelievable

 

feel free to post some more :karate:

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"breaking bricks is all fake!"

 

-> i broke my hand trying

 

"grapplers suck."

 

-> why do they always make me cry, someone help

 

"boxers are no match for me."

 

->i hope i never fight one and get hit....

 

"chi, that doesn't work."

 

-> i put the seeds on it and watered it and it never grew......why do martial arts talk about chia pets so much?

 

"anime is stupid."

 

-> i wish i could draw something other than stickmen

 

"eating with chop sticks takes too long."

 

-> i can't hold them and when i try i poke myself in the eye!

That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger

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Sensei: "I'd like to use Phil here to demonstrate a technique."

 

-> I'd like to make Phil cry.

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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Sensei: "I'd like to use Phil here to demonstrate a technique."

 

-> I'd like to make Phil cry.

 

Yeah I've been a Phil a few times, often when they want to demonstrate open handed techinques...

 

Im going to end up with a permant imprint of a hand on my stomach..

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I always seem to get picked for the knife self defenses, or sleeper holds, or some pressure point or chop to the neck, i think they just wanted to hurt me and knok me out......maybe they used me( being a big guy) to make an example and show how effective it could be.....or they just have a sick sense of humor...

That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger

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