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-Did he already tell us to stop beating him?

 

-I don't know... I didn't hear anything... Did you?

 

-Well, he did kinda whine for a second...

 

-He did say something about a towel...

 

-He did?

 

-C'mon, and let's not tell mom about this!

 

-"Simba, of course you don't understand me, I was talking in riddles!"

 

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me and my little brother have intergrated this movie into our every day lives. He used to get ticked when mom or dad told him to go to bed, but now he just walks off confiedintly and mumbles "urm, sleepy time!"

 

then i asked him to help me find my wallet, and we were looking for it when we met in a hallway and he goes 'you go that way, ill go home!' and then he handed me my shoes when we were about to go to the store and he yells "THAT WILL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!"

 

i show all his examples because its cuter coming from a nine year old, espicially when (and he does this all the time) im just talking and he comes up with the most perfectly recreated voice ive ever heard him do and goes 'his still alive betty! betty, still alive, Betty his still alive betty!"

"i could dance like that!.......if i felt like it...." -Master Betty

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I think theres a topic in health about recovering from blows too the head if your interested kirves...:P

 

Thanks, I'll have to look that up!

 

In the meanwhile, one of the best parts of the film is when the kungfu school reveals that they have taught one of their stupider students wrong kungfu as a joke. The kungfu they taught him doesn't involve techniques like "monkey steals the peach" or what have you in the common styles, but it has techniques like "hit your fist with my chin" and "strike your knee with my balls"! :lol:

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actually it was just the oppisite, wimp lo belived the balls and the face were weapons to be thrown out at a target.

 

"im sure on some planet, your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is, this is earth."

 

ahhh! i know what my next qoute on my profile is going to be!

"i could dance like that!.......if i felt like it...." -Master Betty

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Ninja Nurse, what are you saying!!!???? you mean you dont own it????....im not sure i can respect you as a martial artist anymore.... :lol:

 

'Youll never make it! ever! never ever make it, ever make it, never! ever make never ever make it! Don't you see? You can't make it!'

"i could dance like that!.......if i felt like it...." -Master Betty

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how many tears have you shed over this ninja nurse? would you say....ten million?

"i could dance like that!.......if i felt like it...." -Master Betty

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