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The man with 18 bottles of whiskey!

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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

 

(Didn't all of you think that was a really weird thing to read?)

 

 

Fear is just a feeling that you have to overcome, it cannot hurt you. Only panic is a deadly act!

Him... yeah that is strange. :???:

 

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[ This Message was edited by: Patrick on 2001-06-17 13:16 ]

that story will teach you not to drink....

 

:kaioken:

 

:weirdlook:

 

:nod:

 

 

rushman (karate forums sensei)

3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon

"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson

Very confusing! :uhoh:

 

 

Lars Østergaard

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

That reminds me of my 18th b'day (18 being adulthood in Australia) i got sooo plastered and ended up vomitting in everything BUT the toilet bowl cos the spin was rooming!!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol:

 

Angus.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Angus that sounds very familiar to me.

 

I have been in the same situation once, and I was 14!

 

 

Lars Østergaard

14!?!?!?

 

Dude, is that legal or illegal alcohol consumption??

 

Angus :karate: :up:

 

p.s. i started drinking at 14 though too! and i'd do this all the time when i was drunk = :nod:

 

 

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

  • 3 years later...

Why would you stockpile whiskey? Did you think there would be a shortage?

"I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes

ANGUS YOU HAVE RETURNED I a have not seen or heard from you in a long time by the way I am Son goku the monkeyking I joined in november. So what took you so long to return to us.

 

 

 

Peace :karate: :D :) 8) :oops:

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