June 17, 200125 yr I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. (Didn't all of you think that was a really weird thing to read?) Fear is just a feeling that you have to overcome, it cannot hurt you. Only panic is a deadly act!
June 17, 200125 yr Him... yeah that is strange. _________________ Patrick O'Keefe KarateForums.com - Administrator/Grandmaster [ This Message was edited by: Patrick on 2001-06-17 13:16 ] Patrick O'Keefe - KarateForums.com Administrator Have a suggestion or a bit of feedback relating to KarateForums.com? Please contact me! KarateForums.com Articles - KarateForums.com Awards - Member of the Month - User Guidelines
June 18, 200125 yr that story will teach you not to drink.... rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson
June 24, 200125 yr BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: That reminds me of my 18th b'day (18 being adulthood in Australia) i got sooo plastered and ended up vomitting in everything BUT the toilet bowl cos the spin was rooming!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Angus. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
June 24, 200125 yr Angus that sounds very familiar to me. I have been in the same situation once, and I was 14! Lars Østergaard
June 25, 200125 yr 14!?!?!? Dude, is that legal or illegal alcohol consumption?? Angus p.s. i started drinking at 14 though too! and i'd do this all the time when i was drunk = Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
February 21, 200521 yr Why would you stockpile whiskey? Did you think there would be a shortage? "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
February 21, 200521 yr ANGUS YOU HAVE RETURNED I a have not seen or heard from you in a long time by the way I am Son goku the monkeyking I joined in november. So what took you so long to return to us. Peace
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