Blood Eagle Posted June 17, 2001 Posted June 17, 2001 I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. (Didn't all of you think that was a really weird thing to read?) Fear is just a feeling that you have to overcome, it cannot hurt you. Only panic is a deadly act!
Patrick Posted June 17, 2001 Posted June 17, 2001 Him... yeah that is strange. _________________ Patrick O'Keefe KarateForums.com - Administrator/Grandmaster [ This Message was edited by: Patrick on 2001-06-17 13:16 ] Patrick O'Keefe - KarateForums.com AdministratorHave a suggestion or a bit of feedback relating to KarateForums.com? Please contact me!KarateForums.com Articles - KarateForums.com Awards - Member of the Month - User Guidelines
iamrushman Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 that story will teach you not to drink.... rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson
Angus Posted June 24, 2001 Posted June 24, 2001 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: That reminds me of my 18th b'day (18 being adulthood in Australia) i got sooo plastered and ended up vomitting in everything BUT the toilet bowl cos the spin was rooming!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Angus. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Lars Posted June 24, 2001 Posted June 24, 2001 Angus that sounds very familiar to me. I have been in the same situation once, and I was 14! Lars Østergaard
Angus Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 14!?!?!? Dude, is that legal or illegal alcohol consumption?? Angus p.s. i started drinking at 14 though too! and i'd do this all the time when i was drunk = Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
senna_trem Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 Why would you stockpile whiskey? Did you think there would be a shortage? "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
Son Goku the monkeyking Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 .........aaaaa....... aaaaaaaa DUDE HE IS SO STONED PEACE
Son Goku the monkeyking Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 ANGUS YOU HAVE RETURNED I a have not seen or heard from you in a long time by the way I am Son goku the monkeyking I joined in november. So what took you so long to return to us. Peace
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