Bulltahr Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) Just for giggles...... Edited July 12, 2017 by Bulltahr "We don't have any money, so we will have to think" - Ernest Rutherford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Armstrong Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 Oh here's another one.My food poops on your food. Is this too absurd to ponder, if a vegetarian would eat a Venus Flytrap?As a carnivore, would you feed a pig bacon?I new a vegetarian that tried to make the pet cat vegetarian also, the cat died of of course from meow-nutrition.Love the meow-nutrition joke. You just added to my repertoire. Thanks. Just to be fair, my daughter is either a vegetarian or a vegan, not sure which and can't tell you the difference between them. I have no problem with her being which ever one she is but do like to joke with her about it. To each their own. Me personally... I could not imagine a life of eating nothing but veggies. And yes I would feed a pig bacon if I thought it would make it taste better. As for the Venus Flytrap goes, I think that would still be considered vegetarian because it's classified as a plant. But I get where you were going with it because it eats meat. I have been known to make a sandwich of fried bologna, ham, bacon, pulled pork and getta (a German food made from pin oats and pork, more or less a sausage). And no I did not put any lettuce or any other veggie on the sandwich. But did place a nice piece of cheese on there with a little mayo. Yum. I don't know what you would call that but I think that would be considered a Carnivore. Definitely not rabbit food. I made up the meow-nutrition joke, on the spot here on KF.com just for you MatsuShinshii.(The joke was inspired by a real event) one of my art teachers was a vegetarian, she tried to make her cat one also, sadly it died, the vet told her that the cat died of malnutrition.The art teacher was a small and very skinny, with premature grey hair. She wasn't playing with a full deck.We all thought that she was a very good art teacher, till she passed the three momth test period. She changed and would really upset some of the students to no end.I complained about her to the head of the department, which fell on deaf ears.One of the students was so upset with her, that he brought a rifle and threatened to kill her.He turned the rifle on himself and killed himself in front of her.The press made her out to be a victim and the school gave her some time off to recover, from the ordeal.After that episode, I cannot help to think that vegetarians are missing something in their diet that interferes with their reasoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLLEARNER Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 And yes I would feed a pig bacon if I thought it would make it taste better. I think you just came up with the next evolution of Bacon. Bacon^2. "Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know." ~ Lao-tzu, Tao Te Ching"Walk a single path, becoming neither cocky with victory nor broken with defeat, without forgetting caution when all is quiet or becoming frightened when danger threatens." ~ Jigaro Kano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Armstrong Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 And yes I would feed a pig bacon if I thought it would make it taste better. I think you just came up with the next evolution of Bacon. Bacon^2.Did you know that pigs do not make love, they make bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatsuShinshii Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just for giggles......Holy cow that was funny. Love the reversal. I will have to send this to my daughter. The person who succeeds is not the one who holds back, fearing failure, nor the one who never fails-but the one who moves on in spite of failure. Charles R. Swindoll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatsuShinshii Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 And yes I would feed a pig bacon if I thought it would make it taste better. I think you just came up with the next evolution of Bacon. Bacon^2.Did you know that pigs do not make love, they make bacon!I guess thats why they call it porking. The person who succeeds is not the one who holds back, fearing failure, nor the one who never fails-but the one who moves on in spite of failure. Charles R. Swindoll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Armstrong Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 While we are running with pigs.Chinese consider pigs to be connected with the sign of water?The reason for this, is because of pigs having a level physique and water has a leveling nature to it also.Pigs movements are also similar to water in regards to meandering and searching.A friend of mine on a business trip to China stayed in a village.The people there were vegetarians, but they did raise pigs for selling purposes.My friend that isn't a vegetarian asked them if it would be possible to have a roast pork dinner?They said "Sure no problem" so that evening he had his roast pork dinner.The next day he noticed that one of the pigs looked different than the rest; due to missing one of its legs.(Talk about a guilt trip) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulltahr Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just for giggles......Holy cow that was funny. Love the reversal. I will have to send this to my daughter. He has a whole series, look up the one "How to be offended" also very good. "We don't have any money, so we will have to think" - Ernest Rutherford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLLEARNER Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 And yes I would feed a pig bacon if I thought it would make it taste better. I think you just came up with the next evolution of Bacon. Bacon^2.Did you know that pigs do not make love, they make bacon!I thought Bacon and Love were the same thing. "Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know." ~ Lao-tzu, Tao Te Ching"Walk a single path, becoming neither cocky with victory nor broken with defeat, without forgetting caution when all is quiet or becoming frightened when danger threatens." ~ Jigaro Kano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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