Slim Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 An Irishman, a Welshman, an Englishman and a Scotsman all walk into bar. The barman says, "Is this some sort of a joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 A dyslexic walks into a bra..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUGB_Chris1985 Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 lol How did a dentist become a brain surgeon??? His Drill slipped!!! "In combat know the enemys rhythm, use a rhythm he cannot anticipate, upset his rhythm, and win." Miyamoto Musashi (1584-1645)Oss!Chris Pullan.1st Dan Shotokan Karate. (KUGB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 what do you get when you cross a chicken with cement???? A brick Layer. C YA Michael Bullock1st DanKarate InternationalBlack Belt Schools (UK)(Modorator of Fitness & Health) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taezee Posted September 14, 2001 Author Share Posted September 14, 2001 little ryans parents enrolled him in catholic school...they noticed that when he started coming home from school the first week he would go straight to his room to do his math homework without saying a word..he later would come down for dinner finish then go back to calculating again...his parents thought it was good at first but after a few days of this became concerned..when they asked him why he was studying math so hard he said..when i saw the little man nailed to the plus sign in the classroom i knew they meant buisness _________________ Javier l Rosario bayshore new york "whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your ass" [ This Message was edited by: taezee on 2001-09-14 14:44 ] Javier l Rosario instructor taekwondo/hapkidounder master Atef s Himaya"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taezee Posted September 14, 2001 Author Share Posted September 14, 2001 ok blond jokes...what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? run like hell she still has a grenade in her mouth!!!!!!! Javier l Rosario instructor taekwondo/hapkidounder master Atef s Himaya"whenever youre lazy enough not to train .someone, somewhere is training very hard to kick your *" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickbutt Posted September 14, 2001 Share Posted September 14, 2001 A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?" Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.-Unknown- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 If a blonde and a brunette jumped from a building who would hit the ground first? The Brunette would cause the blond would stop and ask for directions... HA!! ((((((((Everyone)))))))))))) Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDragon Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" -Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldDragon Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 How do you torture a blond? Put skittles in a circle room and tell her its in the corner Kung Fu Black Belt 1st DanGoldDragon Academy-------------------------Represenitive for Paltalk.com *-*-*-*-Mouser (Palhelp)*-*-*-*-*- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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