Jack Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 LOL Moobrack JackCurrently 'off' from formal MA trainingKarateForums.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDragon Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 My fellow Canadians will get this joke. A gorgeos blonde, a fat chick, an Amereican and a Canadian are all on a train. A few minutes into the trip the traine enters a tunnel and everything goes black. In the darkness there is a "slapping" sound and when the train comes out of the tunnel there is a big redmark accross the american's face. The fat chick thought "That filthy American grabbed the blonde who slapped him". The blonde thought "The American had tried to touch her but grabbed the fat chick who slapped him". The American thought "That horny Canadian grabbed the blond who slapped me by mistake" The Canadian thought "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can slap that stupid American again" Sorry if I have offended anyone. It is just some good old ribbing from your friends to the north. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" -Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickbutt Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 :lol: :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I-AM-CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHH - that was a good one! Lori If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.-Unknown- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niel0092 Posted August 28, 2001 Share Posted August 28, 2001 Ah you cannuks, so silly. All I have to add is go watch the movie Strange Brew. Take off ya hosers, eh. "Jita Kyoei" Mutual Benefit and Welfare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 How many ears does captain kurk have????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 3. The left ear the right ear and the final frontier. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: Michael Bullock1st DanKarate InternationalBlack Belt Schools (UK)(Modorator of Fitness & Health) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moobrack Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 Whoa,Calm down with the ?'s and smilies.Your blinding us! Anthony Bullock1st Dan Black Belt - Shotokan Karate5th Kyu Yellow Belt - Aiki-Jutsuhttps://www.universaldojo.com Coming Soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KickChick Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamrushman Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 guess what.......i saw that same blonde at that gas station. while waiting for the machanic she was putting air in her head. rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 What do you call a man wearing a bullet proof vest?????????????????? Puting Putang. :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: Michael Bullock1st DanKarate InternationalBlack Belt Schools (UK)(Modorator of Fitness & Health) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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