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My fellow Canadians will get this joke.

 

A gorgeos blonde, a fat chick, an Amereican and a Canadian are all on a train. A few minutes into the trip the traine enters a tunnel and everything goes black. In the darkness there is a "slapping" sound and when the train comes out of the tunnel there is a big redmark accross the american's face.

 

The fat chick thought "That filthy American grabbed the blonde who slapped him".

 

The blonde thought "The American had tried to touch her but grabbed the fat chick who slapped him".

 

The American thought "That horny Canadian grabbed the blond who slapped me by mistake"

 

The Canadian thought "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can slap that stupid American again"

 

Sorry if I have offended anyone. It is just some good old ribbing from your friends to the north.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky"


-Hendrix

Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I-AM-CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHH - that was a good one!

 

Lori :grin:

 

 

If you think something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.


-Unknown-

Posted
Ah you cannuks, so silly. All I have to add is go watch the movie Strange Brew. Take off ya hosers, eh.

"Jita Kyoei" Mutual Benefit and Welfare

Posted

How many ears does captain kurk have?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

3. The left ear the right ear and the final frontier.

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

 

:spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh:

Michael Bullock

1st Dan

Karate International

Black Belt Schools (UK)

(Modorator of Fitness & Health)

Posted

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,

 

"It died."

 

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

 

She says, "What's the story?"

 

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

 

She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

:lol:

Posted

guess what.......i saw that same blonde at that gas station. while waiting for the machanic she was putting air in her head. :nod:

 

 

rushman (karate forums sensei)

3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon

"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson

Posted

What do you call a man wearing a bullet proof vest??????????????????

 

Puting Putang.

 

:spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :spitlaugh: :brow: :lol:

Michael Bullock

1st Dan

Karate International

Black Belt Schools (UK)

(Modorator of Fitness & Health)

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