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Jean-Claude van Damme v Chuck Norris who wins?

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First up... JD

Next up Chuck

And the winner is ....

LOL!

“A human life gains luster and strength only when it is polished and tempered.”

Sosai Masutatsu Oyama (1923 - 1994) Founder of Kyokushin Karate.

I'm not going to rant here; but Van Damm is one of the poorest role models in Martial Arts, just do some research. Norris wins hands down, being American must qualify him for greatness. Lol :D

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hehehe

We really need a Chuck Norris thread! ?

Q:

Whats under his beard?

A:

Another fist! :lol: :lol: :lol:

“A human life gains luster and strength only when it is polished and tempered.”

Sosai Masutatsu Oyama (1923 - 1994) Founder of Kyokushin Karate.

hehehe

We really need a Chuck Norris thread! ?

Q:

Whats under his beard?

A:

Another fist! :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL! :lol:

Q:

What does Chuck call his legs?

A:

Law and Order!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk :P ...lol! :lol:

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JCVD was my hero in my younger years until I found out about all of his demons. Chuck's body of work as well as his dedication to his faith and art makes him a better person, IMHO. But I still love JCVD's technique!

Hand to hand, I'd lean towards Chuck. Extensive Karate background and a black belt in BJJ!

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I give the nod to any man that can divide by zero!!

Did you know that Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra while filiming the Expendables 2? After 5 days of excruciating pain and suffering, the cobra finally died??

Seek Perfection of Character

Be Faithful

Endeavor

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Refrain from violent behavior.

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I give the nod to any man that can divide by zero!!

Did you know that Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra while filiming the Expendables 2? After 5 days of excruciating pain and suffering, the cobra finally died??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Awesome!

“A human life gains luster and strength only when it is polished and tempered.”

Sosai Masutatsu Oyama (1923 - 1994) Founder of Kyokushin Karate.

I'm going to take a very dry approach to this. :) Since this is in General Chat and the videos are linked, I am going to take it as a question of these videos being compared to one another, eliminating all outside factors.

For me, Van Damme wins because his video was first and is real. He did it on the first take. There were safety lines, but that's it. It was still him doing the split, in one take.

The Norris clip is closer to a video game. From what I've read, I don't even think Norris was affiliated with it. It's like if you put Norris' face on Mario and play Super Mario Bros. It's not Norris jumping around, it's Mario. :)

Just my thoughts.

Patrick

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