You know you're a martial artist when...

[krixia82]

when you love to wear bathrobes and start kicking your dad out of the bed..

[BDPulver]

my mom reminded me of this one when I hit shodan.

you know your a martial artist when you mom grabs your bo to wake you up cause you almost clocked her in your sleep.

[sensei8]

You know that you're a martial artist when you get irritated while talking to your relatives because they have no discipline.

OR

You know that you're a martial artist when you find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings.

And to BDPulver...that was very funny...ROFLMHO!

[Mistassailant5]

You know your a martial artist when you automatically attack anyone who bumps into you

[Karateka_latino]

you know you're a martial artist when you can't help but practice your "bruce Lee's impresions" in the mirror of you bathroom using your towel as a nunchaku....

[Jay]

You know your a martial artist when you wake up your housemate practicing kicks with toothbrush in mouth.

[Karateka_latino]

you know you'r a martial artist when ... you are walking alone in the night and then you listen something walking behind you and your first reaction is to jump into a fighting stance and yell ..."kiaaaaa"...

[Cable Dog]

You know you're a martial artist when...

...your friend taps your arm/shoulder and you circle your arm around his/hers and then have to apologize.

...stop closing doors with mawashi geri(round house).

...practice shotei uchi (palm heel strike) on push-bar doors.

...you understand all the karate terminology relating to strikes and blocks.

...when playing games, your friends feel it "only fair" for it to be everyone against you.